Bhopal's Hidden Gem: Treebo Alankar Hotel Review (Hoshangabad Road)
Bhopal's Hidden Gem: Treebo Alankar – A Messy, Honest, and Surprisingly Good Review (Hoshangabad Road)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Bhopal, and more specifically, the Treebo Alankar Hotel on Hoshangabad Road. Forget the pristine reviews, this is going to be the REAL DEAL. I'm talking warts and all, because honestly, that's life, right? And let's be honest, that's what you really want to read.
Getting There & Getting In: Not Always a Smooth Ride (Accessibility, etc.)
First things first: Accessibility. Now, I'm not in a wheelchair myself, but I was paying close attention. The entrance seemed… manageable. The elevator was present. That's a plus, you know? Not always a guarantee. They claim to have facilities for disabled guests, which is good (I saw it listed, didn't witness it in action). Getting to the hotel itself? Bhopal traffic. Enough said. Just be prepared for a bit of a bumpy (literally and figuratively) ride. Airport transfer is available (thank goodness!), but check the pricing upfront.
Check-in/out [express], Check-in/out [private] & Concierge: The check-in process was…efficient. Not exactly a red-carpet experience, but hey, I got my room key fairly quickly. They have 24-hour front desk and a doorman, which always makes arrival feel a little more… official? Concierge? Couldn’t really say I needed them, but they were…there.
Inside the Bunker: Rooms & That Essential Wi-Fi
Okay, so, the rooms. They are kinda… standard. You know, the kind you expect. Air conditioning (Hallelujah!), a desk, a closet, and a bed. The essentials. Air conditioning in public area is also key. What really mattered? Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! The Internet access was solid, both Internet and Internet [LAN] options. They even had Wi-Fi for special events (if you needed it, though I'm not sure what special event would need that here). My room had a window that opens (vital for some fresh air!), and I felt relatively safe. Non-smoking rooms are available, which is a big win for this smoker. Smoke detector, fire extinguisher, and a safety/security feature felt reassuring. And the bed? Comfy enough to crash after a long day in the dust.
The Messy Details:
- Bathing: So, the bathroom was functional, with a shower and a toilet. The hair dryer worked, which is always a gamble. The towels were…towels.
- Amenities: Coffee/tea maker? Check. Mini bar? I think so. Free bottled water? Yep. Alarm clock? Yep. They even had a reading light, which is nice for those late-night reading sessions.
- The Extras: The blackout curtains were a blessing. I slept like a log!
- The Dark Side: Honestly, not much to dislike. The walls could use a fresh coat of paint, but other than that, it's fine.
Keeping Clean and Safe: A Constant Obsession?
Alright, let's talk Covid times. The Treebo Alankar tries. They had Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, and Rooms sanitized between stays. I saw Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff seemed to follow the Safety protocol they were trained in. Staff trained in safety protocol. They had Individually-wrapped food options, which is a real win in terms of hygiene. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. They also did room sanitization opt-out available, if you didn’t want it!
The Food Scene: Eating, Drinking, and Snacking
Now, the most important part, the food! And, honestly, it's where this review gets a little…scattered.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The Breakfast [buffet] was included, and…it was breakfast. Western breakfast. The Asian breakfast was kind of a mystery, but I had some tasty bread, with a lot of tasty butter.
- Restaurants: They A la carte in restaurant, but I didn’t try that.
- The Bar: There’s a bar, and I am not sure what happy hour is, but one thing I am sure is there is also a poolside bar.
- Coffee Break: They had a Coffee shop. The Coffee/tea in restaurant was good, but it was just average coffee.
The Verdict: The Food delivery. I didn’t need that.
Relaxation & Recreation: The pool with view, and the spa, all of this made me want to go back.
Services and Conveniences: Beyond the Bedroom
They have a laundry service and dry cleaning which is a real plus. There is a Convenience store and Cash withdrawal, which made things simple
For the kids: Babysitting available.
Getting Around
Car park. The hotel has car park [free of charge] and car park [on-site].
The Bottom Line:
Treebo Alankar is not a luxury palace. It’s a solid, reliable option in Bhopal. It gives you what you need, and it’s fine. If you're looking for a clean, comfy, safe stay, you could do worse. It's a fair price for what you get.
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Okay, buckle up buttercup, because we're about to dive headfirst into a potential disaster… ahem, "adventure" in Bhopal. Specifically, the glorious (hopefully) Treebo Alankar on Hoshangabad Road. Honestly, the name itself sounds like a Bollywood movie starring a slightly overweight accountant. But hey, that's the beauty of travel, right? You never know what you're getting yourself into.
Bhopal Blowout: A Messy, Memorable Itinerary (Maybe…probably not…)
Day 1: Arrival and the Age of Uncertainty (and AC, please!)
- 14:00 - Arrival in Bhopal & Treebo Tango: Okay, realistically, let's face it, my flight is probably delayed. And I'm already picturing the airport chaos. My internal dialogue is a mixture of "I'm so excited to be here!" and "Dear God, please let the AC in the Treebo actually work." The website promised a "warm welcome," which I hope doesn't translate into "sweltering heat." I'm also desperately hoping the room isn't next to the elevator, because you know those things sound like a dying walrus after 2 am.
- 15:00 - Check-in & Room Reconnaissance: The front desk staff better understand my utter exhaustion look. Right after greeting them let's check my room for these essential: Wi-Fi connectivity, clean sheets(the crucial checklist), and a functioning shower. This is the first hurdle. If the sheets look sus, I'm turning into a full-blown, jet-lagged Karen. (No offense to Karens, you understand. Sometimes, you just want clean sheets.)
- 16:00 - The Search for Sustenance & the Biryani Blues: Okay, I'm starving. Always a bad combo with a tourist. I've gotta find some delicious food, fast. My pre-trip research tells me there should be some decent restaurants nearby. Let's try that… cough cough google maps. Okay, let's try the biryani place a few blocks down. I'm hoping it's not one of those that looks amazing online but is actually a disappointment of blandness and rice.
- 17:30 - Biryani Report: Oh. My. God. This biryani… it was actually pretty good. The owner, a guy with a handlebar mustache that could rival a Victorian villain, insisted on chatting with me. (Probably because I was the only tourist.) He regaled me with tales of the city, and I nodded and ate. It was delicious, and I was happy. A small victory in the face of a potentially overwhelming travel experience.
- 19:00 - The Evening Stroll & the Street Vendor Gambit: Okay, digesting and must walk. I'm going to wander around a little. Let's find a local market that's always fun. I'll see what goodies the vendors have to offer. But… (Here comes the messy part). I'm terrible at haggling. Seriously, I'm a pushover. I'll probably end up paying double for a keychain or something. Ugh. I'll take a deep breath, smile, and try my best not to get ripped off, right? Cross my fingers!
- 21:00 - Back to the Hotel and the Great Sleep Anxiety: Back at the hotel. Shower time before I fall asleep for a long nap. But before that, a quick review of the day. What did I like? Did I not?
Day 2: History, Lake, and the Potential for Awkward Social Interactions
- 08:00 - Breakfast & the Hotel Buffet Debacle: Breakfast is included, praise be! But hotel buffets, man… they're a minefield! The eggs are either rubbery or suspiciously watery, the coffee tastes like motor oil… I'll approach with caution. Hopefully, they have some decent paratha.
- 09:00 - Bhopal's Big History: Okay, time to become a tourist. I'll be heading to the local attractions - maybe the Bhopal Museum and the Upper Lake. I'm picturing beautiful old stuff at the museum, and I hope it's not impossibly crowded.
- 11:00 - The Lake & the Potential for Water-Related Mishaps: The Upper Lake sounds amazing. I'm envisioning a boat ride. But I am a klutz. I'm warning you now: If you read about a tourist falling into a lake in Bhopal, it was probably me. There goes my camera, my phone, and more importantly my dignity.
- 13:00 : Lunch & the Taste of Adventure: I'm on the lookout for something local, spicy, and memorable. No more hotel buffets! Now, where to find some tasty food? Let's try that little place the locals recommended. I need to eat. I am hungry.
- 15:00 - Mosque and the Tourist Dilemma: The Taj-ul-Masjid. I want to go, but I'm also kind of a clumsy heathen. I'll be mindful of the culture, I'll dress respectfully.
- 16:30 - The Tea Stop and the Curious Case of the Chai: Okay, tea break. Gotta find a nice tea stall. I hope someone can recommend something other than that tea bag stuff. I will be looking for that perfect chai.
- 18:00 - Evening stroll & the Dinner dilemma: Back to the Hotel and I'm thinking of getting some dinner.
Day 3: Departure and the Post-Bhopal Blues (Or, Hopefully, Bliss!)
- 08:00 - Another Buffet Battle.. and Packing Shenanigans: Another trip to the buffet, possibly the last. I'm mentally preparing myself for the inevitable disappointment. And packing. Which, for me, is like a puzzle created by a sadist. I'll probably overpack, forget something crucial, and look like a total mess.
- 09:00 - Last-Minute Souvenir Hunt & the Final Flea Market Fiasco: Okay, what did I miss? Time for one last sweep for souvenirs. Please god, let me get through this trip without breaking anything.
- 11:00 - Departure and the Post-Travel Regret: Okay, heading to the airport. I'm sure my flight will be delayed. And I'll be thinking, "Did I leave something behind?" "Did I really experience this place?" "Is that biryani place still open?"
The Unpredictable Truth:
This itinerary? It's more of a suggestion. Life, and especially travel, is messy. Things will go wrong. I'll get lost. I'll probably eat something that disagrees with me. I might even cry because the AC in the hotel doesn't work (I've warned you). But that? That's the fun of it. I'm ready for the chaos, the awkward moments, the delicious smells, the unexpected encounters. And I'll savor every single messy, imperfect moment. Bhopal, here I come! And wish me luck, because I'll need it.
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Alright, spill the tea! Is Treebo Alankar Hotel (Hoshangabad Road) actually a "Hidden Gem" or just hiding something?
Okay, okay, deep breaths. "Hidden Gem"... sounds romantic, doesn't it? Truthfully? It's *decent*. Think of it as a slightly-polished, mostly-functional, budget-friendly place. Don't expect gold-plated faucets, you know? I went in expecting... well, something a bit more "hidden" and less "right on the main road with a giant sign showing everyone where I'm staying". But hey, maybe the "gem" is the price. More on that later.
Let's talk Location, Location, Location. Hoshangabad Road - blessing or curse?
Okay, so Hoshangabad Road. Not the most glamorous address, I'll admit. Traffic can be a beast, especially during peak hours. And the views? Let's just say they're not exactly postcard material. My room, on the second floor, faced... a construction site. Honestly, the constant hammering gave me a headache by Day 2. But, (and this is a BIG but) it's *convenient*. You're close to, like, *stuff*. Restaurants, shops, and surprisingly easy access to the more "touristy" bits of Bhopal. Think of it as strategic positioning. Just bring earplugs…or find a different room.
The Rooms! What's the vibe? Clean? Cozy? Or... a horror show?
Rooms... they're… fine. Clean-ish. Let's put it that way. I'm not a germaphobe, but I'm also not a fan of questionable stains. And there were *some* questionable stains. Nothing that made me run screaming, mind you. The AC worked, which is HUGE in Bhopal's heat (trust me). The bed? Okay-ish. Not the cloud-like experience I dream of, but not a torture device either. I remember one time I took a step on the floor, I found a long hair, eww. It felt like the room hadn't been touched in a while. Okay, it wasn't a horror show. Just…basic. Think of it as "functional minimalism" with a slightly dusty edge.
Breakfast - Fuel for the day! How's the grub? Is it worth waking up for?
Breakfast. Sigh. This is where things get…interesting. Complimentary breakfast is included, and that's a win, right? Well, sometimes. The options are…limited. Think: aloo paratha (sometimes amazing, sometimes… less so), eggs (fried or omelette), and some kind of cereal that looked like it had been sitting out since the Jurassic period. The coffee? Weak. So, so weak. The first morning, I was so hungry, I ate, it was fine. The second day, less so. One time, I asked for another paratha, and the guy behind the counter looked at me like I was asking for a unicorn. After I had the breakfast, I realized I had to go to the toilet every 30 minutes. I would say, skip the breakfast and find a place nearby. I got food poisoning, or something, I'm not sure. But it ruined my day!
The Staff – Are they friendly angels or indifferent robots?
The staff... bless their hearts. They were, generally, pretty nice. A little shy, perhaps. But helpful enough. I had to ask for extra towels, and they brought them (eventually). They tried. One time, I needed a taxi, and they helped me out. I can't fault them for their effort. They weren’t super-bubbly, but they weren't actively hostile, which is a win in my book. They were just... there. Mostly hovering around the lobby, waiting. I did have one interaction with the reception, very unprofessional. But overall, they were decent. I'd say a solid "B" for effort.
Value for Money - Is it a steal or a rip-off? Be honest!
Okay, here's the crux of it. Value for money... It's good. Like, really good. The price is *low*. Like, surprisingly low. You get what you pay for, basically. Considering the location, the fact that the AC works, and the lukewarm breakfast, the price is pretty darn good. If you're on a budget, or just don't want to blow a fortune on your accommodation, then Treebo Alankar is definitely worth considering. Just manage your expectations. Think of it as a practical, no-frills option. You're not going to get luxurious, but you'll get a roof over your head and a place to rest your weary head… and perhaps a slightly upset stomach, post-breakfast.
Okay, one last thing – would you *recommend* Treebo Alankar? Be brutally honest!
Alright, here’s the brutal truth: it depends. If you're looking for a luxurious experience, stay away. Run far, far away. If you demand perfection, maybe look elsewhere. But, IF you: are on a budget, prioritize convenience (especially if you're dependent on Hoshangabad Road), don't mind a little (or a lot of) imperfection, and can survive dodgy breakfast, then yeah. I'd recommend it. It's not glamorous, but it's functional and cheap. Just remember to pack your own coffee, earplugs, and maybe some antacids after that "breakfast" experience. And maybe your own cleaning supplies... Just saying!
