Božarić Apartments Kolasin: Montenegro's BEST Kept Secret!
Božarić Apartments Kolašin: Montenegro's BEST Kept Secret! (Or Maybe Not So Secret Anymore?) - A Review That's Actually Real
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on Božarić Apartments in Kolašin, Montenegro. And let me tell you, this isn't your usual cookie-cutter hotel review. I'm talking the good, the slightly wonky, and the "OMG, I need to go back immediately" kind of experience. Prepare for some honest opinions, rambling anecdotes, and maybe a tiny bit of drool-worthy descriptions. Seriously, this place is a vibe.
First Impressions & Getting There (Accessibility… Kinda)
Okay, let's be real, getting to Kolašin is an adventure in itself. The roads through Montenegro aren't exactly known for being smooth sailing (pun intended, considering the mountains). But once you arrive, Božarić Apartments are relatively easy enough to find.
Accessibility: This is where things get a little… Montenegrin. The website says "Facilities for disabled guests," and I think they meant it. There's an elevator, which is a huge win in a country where "wheelchair accessible" sometimes means "a vaguely sloped driveway." I didn't personally test it, but I'm guessing it's not fully optimized for everyone. Be sure to call ahead and confirm your specific needs, because, let's be honest, things run a little differently here. Don't be surprised if the front desk is a bit surprised with this request.
The Vibe: Mountain Magic (and the Occasional Hiccup)
Božarić Apartments isn't some sterile, corporate hotel. It's more like you're staying at the (extremely well-run) home of a stylish, hospitable family. The building's got character, with a mix of modern and (I'm guessing) locally sourced charm. The views? Epic. Seriously, the mountains surrounding Kolašin are breathtaking. Just… WOW.
Rooms: Cozy, Clean, and (Mostly) Comfortable
Available in all rooms: Let's run through it: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, Interconnecting room(s) available, Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. Did I miss anything? Probably. But the basics are all there. I specifically LOVED the complimentary tea. After a hike in the mountains, a hot cup of tea was heavenly, thank you.
My room was pristine. Spotless. I legit felt like I was the first person to ever stay there and that's a win. The bed was comfy, the shower had decent water pressure (a rarity in some Balkan countries!), and the view… did I mention the view?
Internet Access: Speaking of which, the Wi-Fi was surprisingly strong. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Bless up. Did a zoom perfectly! Internet [LAN] – I didn't use this, but it's there, for all the tech-y people. Internet services – fine, but not a primary focus (and that's okay).
Cleanliness and Safety: They Take This Seriously
This is where Božarić Apartments really shines. During my visit, they were clearly taking COVID-19 protocols very seriously. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff were masked up and knowledgeable. I felt genuinely safe, which is a huge deal when you're traveling. Room sanitization opt-out available. Rooms sanitized between stays. Staff trained in safety protocol. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items. Individualy wrapped food options. Safe dining setup. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter. Professional-grade sanitizing services. Whew! That's a lot of boxes checked.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Foodie Heaven (Mostly)
The food here is… divine. Hands down, a highlight of the stay.
Breakfast [buffet]: The breakfast buffet was amazing. Great selection of local cheeses (oh, the cheese!), freshly baked breads, and the best damn coffee I've had in ages. Breakfast in room is offered; I didn't try it, but its there. Breakfast takeaway service, also available.
Restaurants, Bar, Coffee shop, Poolside bar: There are several restaurants, a bar where you can grab some drinks, pool-side bar is great!
A la carte in restaurant, Alternative meal arrangement, Asian breakfast, Asian cuisine in restaurant, Bottle of water, Buffet in restaurant, Coffee/tea in restaurant, Desserts in restaurant, Happy hour, International cuisine in restaurant, Room service [24-hour], Salad in restaurant, Snack bar, Soup in restaurant, Vegetarian restaurant, Western breakfast, Western cuisine in restaurant: I'm not even sure what to focus on here. The restaurants were that good.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Mountain Paradise (and a Touch of Spa)
Ways to relax : Pool with view: The swimming pool is amazing.
Spa/sauna, Sauna, Steamroom : Ahhh, some of the best of it, especially after a long hike, is the sauna.
Fitness center: Not my thing, but it's there, for those who need it.
Massgae: Yes please. But the best part? The vibe. Seriously, there's a sense of calm and tranquility here that's hard to find in a lot of places.
For The Kids & Family-Friendliness: They seem genuinely welcoming to families.
Things to Do: Mountain adventures are the main event. Skiing in the winter, hiking in the summer.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
Services and conveniences: Air conditioning in public area, Audio-visual equipment for special events, Business facilities, Cash withdrawal, Concierge, Contactless check-in/out, Convenience store, Currency exchange, Daily housekeeping, Doorman, Dry cleaning, Elevator, Essential condiments, Facilities for disabled guests, Food delivery, Gift/souvenir shop, Indoor venue for special events, Invoice provided, Ironing service, Laundry service, Luggage storage, Meeting/banquet facilities, Meetings, Meeting stationery, On-site event hosting, Outdoor venue for special events, Projector/LED display, Safety deposit boxes, Seminars, Shrine, Smoking area, Terrace, Wi-Fi for special events, Xerox/fax in business center – all the usual suspects.
Getting Around:
Getting around: Airport transfer, Bicycle parking, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, Valet parking.
Pet allowed: I think this is an error; it’s not available.
The Verdict: Go, Just Go!
Look, Božarić Apartments in Kolašin isn't perfect. But its imperfection is part of its charm. This place is a hidden gem. A place to get away from it all, breathe the fresh mountain air, and truly relax.
The Offer: Your Kolašin Adventure Awaits!
Božarić Apartments: Your Gateway to Montenegrin Magic.
Tired of the same old vacations? Craving something different? Then escape to the breathtaking mountains of Kolašin and discover the magic of Božarić Apartments!
Here's what you get:
- Unforgettable Views: Wake up to panoramic mountain vistas that will steal your breath away.
- Cozy Comfort: Relax in beautifully appointed rooms with all the amenities you need.
- Culinary Delights: Indulge in mouthwatering cuisine, from hearty breakfasts to delectable dinners.
- Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Unwind in the spa, take a dip in the pool, or simply soak up the tranquility of the surroundings.
- Unparalleled Safety: Rest easy knowing that Božarić Apartments prioritizes your health and safety with top-notch hygiene protocols.
Here's what you don't get:
- Crowds.
- Rushed service.
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because this itinerary isn't going to be a sterile list of times and places. This is a story. A story about my, potentially disastrous, but definitely memorable, trip to Apartmani Bozaric in Kolašin, Montenegro. (Wish me luck. Honestly, mountains intimidate me.)
Prologue: The Pre-Trip Panic (and the Packing Disaster)
- Ages ago (like, a month): I booked this place. Bozaric. Sounds… nice. Pictures look stunning. Mountains. Fresh air. Instagram-worthy hikes. Already imagining myself, effortlessly chic, conquering peaks with a perfectly-posed selfie at the summit. (Spoiler alert: I'm not effortlessly chic. Or in shape. And selfies are a gamble.)
- Last night, approximately 3 am: The final packing frenzy. Why do I always leave it to the last minute? Scrambling. Tossing things in a bag. Realizing I have approximately three pairs of mismatched socks and no actual hiking boots. PANIC! Did I pack my allergy meds? Toiletries? Am I forgetting something crucial? Probably. I'm a pro at forgetting crucial things. Like, you know, underwear.
- Morning of departure: 6 am: Stumbling out the door, half-asleep, with a suitcase that feels like I'm smuggling small boulders, plus a backpack that's probably four times the size of my head. Coffee is my friend. Coffee is life. Praying the airline doesn't weigh my bag.
Day 1: Kolašin - Arrival and Mountain-Induced Mild Panic
- Mid-afternoon: Arrival at Podgorica Airport (TGD). The flight was… well, it got me here. Smug mugging, a plane delay, and the usual existential dread of air travel. The air is crisp. A good sign. The drive up to Kolašin is stunning. Seriously, postcard-worthy. Dramatic peaks, winding roads, the works. Makes me wonder if the driver will be able to handle the ride.
- Late afternoon: The Bozaric Reveal. Pulling up to Apartmani Bozaric. It’s… charming. Rustic. Like, a little too rustic for my city-slicker self, but the view… BAM! Jaw. Dropped. Those mountains are actually terrifyingly beautiful, yet very charming. I'm already plotting how to steal the furniture, it's all so cozy.
- Late afternoon: Check-in Chaos and the Quest for Wi-Fi. The host is lovely, bless her heart, but the language barrier is, shall we say, robust. "English? Little." Okay. Okay. We'll manage. Finding the wifi password took longer than it should have, but hey, I got there. Important! Now I can keep the world updated on my mountain adventures (or, okay, probably my struggle to find decent coffee).
- Evening: The First Meal – Giddy with local wine! Dinner at a nearby restaurant. Apparently, I like local wine—a LOT. The food is hearty, simple… I'm pretty sure everything has meat in it. Did I mention I'm vegetarian? Oh well. I'm tired. And the waiter doesn't speak English either. So I've ordered what looks like stew. Delicious. I'm full. Wine's going to make me sleep like a baby. (Or maybe not. I'm already thinking about those mountains.)
Day 2: Hiking Fail (But, Like, Also Success?)
- Morning: The Hiking Fiasco Commences. "Hike to the top of that mountain," the guide said (okay, I read the brochure). "It's moderate." Moderate, huh? My butt is already aching from sitting on a bumpy minivan, and now you want me to climb a mountain?
- Late morning: First Impression (and the first mile). I start, gung-ho, with grand plans. The trail is steep. Really steep. It's not "moderate." My lungs are screaming. I'm sweating like a pig. This is NOT how I envisioned my Instagram-worthy mountain moment. The view is absolutely breathtaking, the sun is brutal, and I'm pretty sure I'm being passed by small children.
- Mid day: Peak, or No Peak? I make it… maybe halfway. I collapse onto a rock, panting like a beagle. Another hiker, a super-fit guy, says encouragingly, "Just another hour!" I consider throwing myself down the mountain. I opt for turning back. Maybe I'm not a mountain person. Maybe mountain people are evil.
- Mid-afternoon: Post-Hike Recovery. Refueling with a serious pizza-a-thon at the local pizzeria. I've definitely earned it.
- Evening: More wine and more views. Sunset from the balcony. Glorious. The mountains are shimmering in the golden light. I'm still a bit sore, but I feel… accomplished. Maybe I hate hiking less than I thought. Or maybe that local wine is just working its magic…
Day 3: The Tara River and the Thrill of Imperfection
- Morning: Whitewater Rafting (Or, Attempted Whitewater Rafting). Taking a leap outside my comfort zone and going whitewater rafting on the Tara River. They promised "gentle rapids" and "scenic beauty." Right. The rapids are… enthusiastic. I scream. A lot. I splash. A lot. My guide, a very amused-looking Montenegrin dude, just grins and says, "More, more!"
- Mid-day: Soaked and Exhilarated. Emerging from the river, dripping and exhilarated. I've conquered a rapid! I'm alive! I'm freezing! But I'm alive! Drinking hot chocolate, wrapped in a blanket, and basking in the afterglow of sheer terror and exhilaration.
- Afternoon: The Monastery (and the existential question of purpose.) Visiting the Moraca Monastery. It's peaceful, quiet, and beautiful. The frescoes are stunning. I sit and contemplate… everything. My place in the universe, my bad decisions, the lack of comfy chairs… I conclude that comfy chairs are important.
- Evening: A Quiet Contemplation of Dinner. Back to the apartment to stare at the mountains, and ponder whether to cook, or simply eat a giant bag of chips. I choose the latter. Again, I'm a master of the important decisions.
Day 4: Relaxation, Departure, and the Promise of Return
- Morning: The Serene Stare. The morning is spent reading on the balcony, drinking coffee, staring at the mountains. It's perfect. It's quiet. I feel… calm. For about five minutes. Then my brain starts buzzing again.
- Mid-day: Souvenir Hunt and Last Bites. A quick trip into the town to find souvenirs. A little bit of honey. Some local cheese. Some worry beads. I'll take the mountains with me.
- Afternoon: Farewell, For Now. Packing up. Saying goodbye to the lovely host (even though we only managed a few words). Feeling bittersweet. I'm looking forward to going home, but also… I'll miss this place. Even the mountains. Even the lack of comfy chairs.
- Late afternoon: On the Road Again. A final drive through those stunning mountains and to the airport with me, on a plane, in a tiny, slightly-less-than-safe, metal tube.
- Evening: Longing, and Planning. As the sun sets and I return to my normal life. I can't wait to plan this trip again.
Postscript:
So there you have it. My haphazard, imperfect adventure in Kolašin. Bozaric was charming. The mountains were… well, they were something. I conquered a few fears, ate too much, and learned a thing or two about myself. Would I go back? Absolutely. Will I train properly the next time? Probably not. But that's half the fun, right? Right?
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Božarić Apartments Kolasin: Montenegro's BEST Kept Secret! (Or Is It?) - The Messy Truth
Okay, spill the beans: What's the BIG deal about Božarić Apartments? Is it really a secret?
The views… are they as breathtaking as the photos suggest? Because, let's be honest, sometimes those photos are a *lie*.
What are the apartments themselves like? Are they updated? Or are we talking "rustic charm" (read: slightly falling apart)?
Okay, so the location. Is it… you know… *actually* convenient? Or are you driving up winding mountain roads for hours just to get a loaf of bread?
What's the deal with the owners? Are they friendly? Do they speak English? Do they judge your terrible attempts at Montenegrin? (Asking for a friend…)
Best time to go?
Is it a party place? Should I bring my disco ball?
What's the one thing you *didn't* like about Božarić? Be honest!
Final verdict: Should I go?
