
Radisson St. Paul: Downtown Minneapolis's BEST Hotel? (You Decide!)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups! We're diving headfirst into the Radisson St. Paul: Downtown Minneapolis. Is it the "BEST Hotel?" That's what you need to decide, but I'm here to give you the juicy, unfiltered truth. Let's be honest, hotel reviews are usually so… sanitized. I'm going to try to live it, here.
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Radisson St. Paul: Downtown Minneapolis - Unpacking the Good, the Bad, and the… Well, You'll See!
Alright, first things first: Accessibility. This is HUGE for me, because frankly, I'm getting older, and stairs are the enemy. And guess what? They seemed to tick a lot of boxes here. Wheelchair accessible? Check. Elevator? Praise the heavens! I need my Accessibility to be good, because I need to be able to easily get around, and feel safe.
Rooms:
I’m not gonna lie, I’m a sucker for a good room (aren’t we all?). Now, I didn't have to worry about finding the perfect non-smoking room (though I'm sure they have them!) because they have one, but also, they have: Air conditioning, which is essential in Minnesota summers. Good. They also have Blackout curtains, which are a lifesaver for sleeping in. And, Internet access – wireless and Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! – thank God. No one wants to pay a hotel fee for Wi-Fi in 2024. The Internet access – LAN is nice too, for those who like to be connected (and who doesn't?). They also have a desk for those who are working. And now, the really good features: Bathroom, because who wants a shared one?! There is a bathtub, and separate showers. And of course, complimentary tea/coffee maker. And a refrigerator too!
(Accessibility and Safety First, Always)
Okay, let's get into the Cleanliness and Safety stuff, because let's face it: we're all a little germ-phobic these days! They boast Anti-viral cleaning products – good start. Daily disinfection in common areas? Awesome. Rooms sanitized between stays? Phew! I’m looking for the Hand sanitizer! They've got Staff trained in safety protocol, which is reassuring. And, they have enough Safety/security features too – the CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside property are always a plus.
(Food & Drink – The Heart of the Matter)
Alright, let's talk about the real reason we stay at hotels: food! Dining, drinking, and snacking: this is where the Radisson could truly shine, or… fall flat.
Restaurants: They have Restaurants, and restaurants are ALWAYS a plus. I'd be there for Breakfast [buffet]. A Coffee shop is essential, and the Snack bar better be stocked with something good. I like, the bar. Perhaps they have Happy hour. Western cuisine in restaurant and International cuisine in restaurant are nice, too. I'm always up for some Soup in restaurant and Salad in restaurant.
(On-Site Amenities & Ways to Relax – Does It Pamper You?)
Okay, now for the fun part: how to unwind! Let's see what the Radisson has in the way of ways to relax: The pool with view is always a plus (or a Swimming pool). And a Gym/fitness is a good thing. The Spa? Could be a winner, especially if they have a Sauna and Steamroom. Body wrap, massage… and the ever vital Foot bath! Whoa. Sounds like a fun time!
(Convenience, Services, and Those Little Extras)
This is where the Radisson starts to separate itself from the pack. Services and conveniences include a Concierge, which is fantastic. They have Daily housekeeping, an Ironing service, and Dry cleaning which is pretty good. And, for getting around? They have Taxi service, but they also have Car park [free of charge]!
The Weird Stuff & the "Meh" Zone
Okay, here's where the review gets interesting. I'm talking about the bits that no one really mentions, and the stuff that might break your heart. Honestly, I didn’t spend too much time with the For the kids stuff, as I don’t have any. But I noticed they had Babysitting service and Kids facilities, which are all good. I’m not overly crazy about Air conditioning in public area, because I’m really quite happy without it. I'm not sure I'd use Exterior corridor, I prefer security.
(The "What's the Catch?" - Is it REALLY the "Best?")
Look, every hotel has its quirks. My biggest problem with hotels is a general lack of personality. Everything is so… generic. Will the Radisson St. Paul break the mold? Maybe!
(My Verdict, with a Pinch of Salt)
Okay, friends, here’s the deal. The Radisson St. Paul seems to be a solid choice. It's got the basics covered, it seems, but I'd need a personal experience to say for sure. It's not going to be the perfect hotel for everyone, but with its focus on Accessibility, solid safety measures (hello, Hand sanitizer!), and the promise of a relaxing stay with a Spa/sauna, it's definitely worth a look.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups! This isn't your grandma's itinerary. This is… my plan. And it's probably going to fall apart spectacularly. But hey, that's half the fun, right? Here we go:
Hotel: Radisson Hotel St. Paul Downtown, Minneapolis, MN (God, I hope I packed a decent toothbrush…)
Day 1: Arrival and the Minneapolis Maze
1:00 PM: Arrival and Check-in (Hopefully smooth sailing… yeah, right)
Okay, first things first: get there! Flight… smooth enough, I guess. But I swear the guy in front of me on the plane was trying to steal my oxygen. Anyway, arrived. Uber to the hotel. Pray the hotel receptionist isn't too perky. I'm a disaster before coffee. Fingers crossed for a quick check-in. I'm already fantasizing about that hotel bed.
1:30 PM - 2:30 PM: The Great Room Reconnaissance & the Search for Caffeine
Unpack. Assess the room. Is the lighting depressing? (Crucial). Is the TV bigger than my face? (Important life question). Find the coffee. This is mission critical. I am not a morning person. I'll probably wander around the hotel looking mildly bewildered and muttering about the lack of decent coffee.
2:30 PM - 4:00 PM: Orientation Walk & the Battle with the City
Okay, time to get my bearings. I’m going to walk around downtown St. Paul. Pretend to be a local. Get lost. Probably. I'll make a mental note of the nearest coffee shop. And the nearest emergency chocolate supply store. The sky would be nice today, I hope. Because you know, weather is essential.
4:00 PM – 6:00 PM: The Art Institute – or Attempting to Appreciate Art (Help)
(Disclaimer: I know nothing about art). But they say the Minneapolis Institute of Art is "world-class". So, I'm going. Armed with a healthy dose of skepticism and my phone to look up what everything is actually about. I will attempt to look sophisticated. I probably won't succeed. I'll likely spend most of my time wondering if those museum security guards are judging my every move. Pray for me. This is going to hurt. I'm especially petrified of abstract art.
6:00 PM - 7:00 PM The Search for Food & Food Regrets
I'm starving. Okay, Yelp, let's do this. Find a restaurant that isn't overly pretentious (please, no tiny portions!). Try not to order something I'll regret. Famous last words, am I right? I'm a sucker for burgers, but hopefully, the city has something more sophisticated. Maybe.
7:00 PM - 8:00 PM Dinner & Staring Intently at Strangers
Dinner. Assuming I actually find a restaurant. And that it's not full. And that the food is edible. Actually, let's aim for good. I will also inevitably people-watch. This is a crucial travel skill. Note the fashion choices, the volume of conversations, the general vibe. Judge silently, as one does.
8:00 PM: Collapse. (Or maybe find a dive bar?)
Back to the hotel. Maybe. Maybe I'll succumb to the allure of a local dive bar. The mood will dictate my choice. And the availability of strong drinks. If I do, I'll definitely forget the hotel room key code.
Day 2: Lake Time & That Time I Ate Too Much (Details Below)
9:00 AM: Wake Up (God, I hope I slept!) & Coffee Dependency
Coffee. Coffee. Coffee. I have to have it. Then, maybe a quick shower if I can muster the energy. The morning is not my friend.
10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Minnehaha Falls & Lake Time
Head to Minnehaha Falls. I need some nature. I need to breathe. Hopefully, it's as pretty as the pictures. I'll probably get lost in the park and have a moment of existential dread. It's almost a travel tradition. Then: Lake life! Maybe rent a bike, take a stroll, or just sit and stare at the water. Whatever floats my boat. Or, you know, doesn't actually require a boat.
12:00 PM - 1:30 PM: Attempting to Eat Something Healthy
Lunch. I will attempt to eat something virtuous. Salads are the enemy. But, I'm a grown-up, so I'll try.
1:30 PM - 4:00 PM: The Mall of America - Regret and Awe
Okay, buckle up. The Mall of America. It's going to be insane. I'm both excited and terrified. I've heard stories. I know I'll be overwhelmed. I'm hoping to find a specific souvenir. I will get lost. I will see things I don't understand. I will spend too much money. And I might, just might, ride a rollercoaster. (Maybe. Probably not.) This is a gamble. It's a commitment. It's a test of my sanity. I will report back, broken and battered.
4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Food Coma (MOA Edition)
Okay, let's talk about this… When I say the Mall of America is massive, I do mean massive. I spent approximately three hours wandering, taking in the sheer absurdity of it all. Then, I got hungry and made a monumental rookie error. I went to one of those all-you-can-eat buffets. Listen, I know. I know. But it seemed like a good idea at the time. The crab legs called my name. The pizza whispered promises of comfort. I ignored all warning signs. Let's just say I ate until I wanted to cry, and then I ate some more. Now, I regret everything. My stomach is protesting. I feel gross. But I'm also strangely proud of myself. I conquered the MOA buffet. (And now I'm probably going to spend the rest of the evening in a food coma.)
6:00 PM-7:00 PM: Escape the Mall (Alive) The ultimate goal, after being too full to do anything but, leave. I was so sure I was going to get lost on the way out.
7:00 PM: Netflix & Rest
Back to the hotel. I am DONE. Seriously. Ordered (probably unhealthy) takeout. Netflix. Bed. Tomorrow is a new day. And hopefully, a slightly less food-coma-inducing one.
Day 3: Farewell and Fuggedaboutit
9:00 AM: One Last Coffee (Praise Be!)
One last glorious cup of coffee. Maybe two. I'll need it as I prepare for my departure from the Radisson.
10:00 AM-12:00 PM: Souvenir Hunting & Last-Minute Panic
Find that souvenir. The one I've been putting off. Panic-buy some gifts for the people I should have thought about earlier. I'm the worst.
12:00 PM: Check-Out & Departure
Check-out. Say goodbye (hopefully) to the friendly staff at the Radisson. Uber to the airport. Reflect on the utter chaos of my trip.
Afternoon: The Long Flight Home
Reflect on the utter mess of the trip. Regret some choices. Laugh at others. Start planning the next adventure, because let's be honest, it's in my blood.
And that, my friends, is the plan. (Or a chaotic approximation of it, anyway.) Wish me luck! I'll need it.
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So, is the Radisson St. Paul, like, *actually* the best hotel in Downtown Minneapolis? My money's on… well, maybe?
What's the location *actually* like? Downtown can be… rough.
Is the parking ridiculously expensive? Because, you know, downtown...
What are the rooms *actually* like? Are we talking dated 80s vibes?
Do they have a gym? Because I *might* want to work off all those Juicy Lucy burgers.
What about the restaurant Situation? Breakfast? Dinner? Are they, you know, *edible*?
Okay, spill the tea! What’s the *one* thing that really sticks out in your memory about the Radisson, for better or for worse?
So, bottom line: Would you stay there again?

