Escape to Royalty: Amche-Amhi Rajwada's Murbad Majesty
Escape to Royalty: Amche-Amhi Rajwada's Murbad Majesty - A Review That's Actually Real (and Probably Over-Detailed)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a review of Escape to Royalty: Amche-Amhi Rajwada's Murbad Majesty. Forget those overly polished reviews – this is going to be raw, real, and probably a little chaotic. Consider this your pre-trip pep talk and post-vacay debrief, all rolled into one glorious, rambling mess.
First Impressions (and Let's Be Honest, The Drive In):
The name "Murbad Majesty" had me picturing something out of a fairy tale. And, well, the drive… let's just say it definitely got me in the mood for an escape. You know, the kind where you leave the city's honking horns behind and embrace the promise of… peace? (Spoiler alert: it's mostly achievable!) The exterior? Think solid, with a hint of "old-world charm" that, honestly, I found quite appealing. This isn't some gleaming glass structure; it feels like a getaway.
Accessibility - The Nitty Gritty (Because, You Know, It Matters):
Okay, so I'm not in a wheelchair, so I can't speak from direct experience. But I did poke around, and Escape to Royalty seems to be trying. They do have facilities for disabled guests. The elevator is a definite plus (especially if you're like me and prefer not to lug suitcases). They have CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside the property, which I always appreciate in terms of safety. I saw no obvious glaring barriers. But I will say, if you have very specific accessibility needs, it's always a good idea to call ahead and confirm details. Don't just rely on a review like this (though I tried my best!).
Rooms: My Personal Sanctuaries (and Maybe Yours Too):
Alright, let's talk rooms. Mine had… everything. Air conditioning? Check. Free Wi-Fi? Double-check (more on that later!). Then there was the complimentary tea, the bathrobes (always a win), and a refrigerator perfect for storing those late-night snacks. I'm a sucker for a bathtub (soaking after a long day is pure bliss), and this one delivered. The blackout curtains were a godsend, letting me sleep in like a proper sloth.
Now, a minor (and purely subjective) criticism: the decor is traditional, so if you're expecting minimalist chic, you might be a bit surprised. But I found it charming in its own way! And yes, there was a coffee/tea maker in my room!
Internet: The Great Wi-Fi Wars (and Victory!):
Okay, so let's talk about Wi-Fi because… let’s face it, in this day and age, it's practically essential. The hype was real! Free Wi-Fi everywhere! I mean, okay, I'm a tech addict, and I need to be connected, I'm afraid. And honestly, damn it was good. I was able to stream movies (on-demand, shout out!), work a bit (yes, even on vacation, I’m a workaholic, I admit it), and generally browse without too much buffering. Also, there was Internet [LAN] if you're into that old-school wired connection, which surprised me. You get Wi-Fi in public areas as well. So, thumbs up on the internet.
Dining, Glorious Dining (and a Slightly Embarrassing Incident):
Okay, this is where things get interesting (and let's be honest, I get hungry). The food situation at Amche-Amhi Rajwada is… impressive. They have at least two restaurants (or dining areas – the lines are blurry). There's a buffet in restaurant which has the usual options for breakfast that’s like Asian breakfast. And, oh my god, the coffee! I'm a coffee snob, and I was genuinely impressed. Coffee/tea in restaurant - yes, yes, yes!
They also offer a la carte in restaurant, so you're not boxed in! Lots of options (Asian cuisine, International cuisine, Vegetarian restaurant). And Room service [24-hour], which… well, let's just say it came in handy after a particularly long day by the pool. Now, a moment of confession: I may have gotten a little carried away at the dessert table. I'm talking desserts in restaurant. The things I did for one bite too many. No regrets.
On a more serious note, the Safe dining setup was reassuring. They have Sanitized kitchen and tableware items and the staff is trained in safety protocol.
Relaxation and Bliss: My Spa Adventure (and My Inner Child's Tantrum):
Okay, the spa is a must-do. Seriously. They have everything – a pool with a view (stunning!), a sauna, a steam room, and a whole menu of treatments. I treated myself to a Body scrub and a massage. Ugh, pure heaven. My shoulders haven't felt that relaxed in… well, a long time.
Here's the funny thing, I went for the swimming pool [outdoor]. And I’m not going to lie, I got distracted. I started thinking about some stupid thing I messed up in the morning. And then the sun hit me. Then I remembered I still got the work. And then I wanted to throw a tantrum. But then I looked over and saw the view, it was just gorgeous! And I thought, "Okay, pull yourself together, you big baby!" And so I did, and swam and swam and swam.
Things to do/Ways to Relax: Beyond the Spa (and More Ramblings):
Besides the spa and pool, there's a genuine attempt to keep you occupied. They have a fitness center. There's also a gym/fitness facility which is good. I saw a terrace, that I imagined myself going sitting down with a book.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Invisible Guardian Angels (and a Sigh of Relief):
This is mega-important in the current climate, and Amche-Amhi Rajwada seems to be taking it seriously. They use anti-viral cleaning products. They have Daily disinfection in common areas. They've got Hand sanitizer stations everywhere (essential!). Everything felt clean. And just the fact that there were individually-wrapped food options made me feel a lot better! The fact that rooms get sanitized between stays helps too.
Services and Conveniences: Little Things That Make a Big Difference:
Daily housekeeping? Yes, please! Laundry service? Yup, thank you very much! Concierge? Helpful and friendly. They have a Cash withdrawal service. Honestly, the little things add up to make the whole experience smoother.
For the Kids (and the Big Kids Who Pretend They Aren't):
I don't have kids, so I can only offer the info here! They do offer some things to entertain kids such as a Babysitting service, and facilities for kids.
Location, Location, Location (and the Drive… Again):
Murbad itself might not be a buzzing metropolis, but that is EXACTLY the point, and why you would choose it! If you want peace and quiet, being away from the hustle and bustle, this is it. They offer Airport transfer (good if you came with a flight!). Car park [free of charge] is such a massive convenience.
The Verdict (and the Emotional Rollercoaster):
Amche-Amhi Rajwada's Murbad Majesty is not just a hotel, it’s an experience. It's not perfect, sure. But it's got charm, it's got soul, and it's definitely a place where you can truly escape.
Here's the messy, honest, and hopefully persuasive offer:
Escape to Royalty: Amche-Amhi Rajwada's Murbad Majesty - Your Royal Getaway Awaits!
Tired of the city's chaos? Craving a genuine escape where you can actually relax? Then book your stay at Amche-Amhi Rajwada's Murbad Majesty!
Why You SHOULD Book NOW:
- Spa Bliss: Indulge in heavenly massages, body scrubs, and soak in the sun at out gorgeous swimming pool.
- Connectivity and Comfort: Free lightning fast Wi-Fi and an amazing room, you'll have everything you need to unwind and enjoy.
- Culinary Delights: From delicious Asian cuisine to the best coffee, you'll be spoiled for choice.
- Safety First, Always: You'll enjoy a worry-free stay.
Special Offer:
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into the absolute madness that is planning a Rajwada getaway in Murbad, baby! This isn't your cookie-cutter itinerary, oh no. This is the real deal, warts and all, with a whole lotta "wait, what were we doing again?" thrown in. Get ready for some royal-adjacent chaos!
Amche-Amhi Rajwada: A Royal Retreat (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dust)
(Honestly, the dust in India is legendary. We should probably pack extra antihistamines.)
Day 1: Arrival & Accidental Adventure
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): Okay, let's be honest, the "morning" part is a suggestion. If we’re being royally honest, "Morning, afternoon, or whenever they bloody well feel like it" is far more likely. Aiming for a pre-dawn arrival at the airport is, well, ambitious. Let's just say the flight crew might be getting their first cuppa of the day before we're even looking at the door.
- 9:00 AM (ish): Arrival at Mumbai, then a carefully curated (read: panic-fueled) scramble to catch our pre-booked car (or at least a car) to Murbad. Traffic? Don't even get me started. It's a beautiful, chaotic ballet of horns and near misses. I once saw a cow casually strolling down the middle of a highway here. It’s just a thing. Accept it.
- 12:00 PM (or whenever we get there): Check-in at Amche-Amhi Rajwada. Hopefully, the rooms are as glorious as the pictures. I’ve developed a healthy level of skepticism when it comes to lavish hotel photos. They always look so pristine. Always.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. We DESERVE lunch after the insane dash from the airport. I'm fantasizing about some serious Maharashtrian thali. Okay, maybe I'll have two thalis. Don't judge me!
- Afternoon: (The Accidental Adventure Begins) - So, the original plan had us relaxing. Yeah, right.
- 2:00 PM: We planned on relaxing in the pool, but I swear I saw a rogue monkey eyeing up the pool-side snacks. Forget relaxation. Let's go exploring!
- 2:30 PM - 4 PM: "Accidental" wandering through the local village. This is where the REAL magic happens. We'll find the real India. Getting lost is half the fun. (Probably). And someone will drag me kicking and screaming back onto some dusty track which might be the only way back to the Rajwada. Pray for me.
- 4:30 PM - 6:00 PM: Tea at a local stall. Expect chai that'll knock your socks off (and probably give you a sugar rush) and some delicious (and potentially questionable) snacks. Let's hope its all washed down.
- Evening (7:30 PM onwards) Dinner and a "cultural experience". Fingers crossed it's more authentic than "Bollywood Dance Lesson for Tourists: Beginner Level." (Though, I'm not saying I’m NOT secretly wishing for that. I'm a sucker for Bollywood.)
Day 2: Mountains, Temples, and Maybe Monkeys Again
- Morning (7:00 AM - 9:00 AM): I’m still laughing at my morning ambitions, so let's push it to 9 at least. A leisurely breakfast. Though “leisurely” might involve a frantic search for coffee and a battle with the other guests for the last piece of toast.
- 9:30 AM: I'm keen to visit a local mountain. Remember the monkeys? They were super cute.
- 10:30 AM - 1:00 PM: The plan will include a Trek to the mountain! Expect spectacular views and possibly a few near-death experiences (mostly from my lack of hiking skills). Oh, and MORE monkeys. They own these peaks, I tell ya.
- 1:30 PM: Lunch (Location TBD, depending on how lost we get). I’m hoping for something with a view. And air conditioning. (The air conditioning thing is negotiable).
- Afternoon: After a proper break we will visit the local temple. I’m not religious, but I like the vibe. I’m sure there'll be some rituals, some chanting, and probably a lot of colorful saris. Very Instagrammable. I do believe in the power of photo ops.
- 4:00 PM - 6:00 PM: Free time to laze by the pool, read a book, or, you know, try not to drown myself. So much of this trip requires being in water, and I'm not a strong swimmer. Eek
- Evening (7:30 PM onwards): Dinner and stargazing. (Weather permitting, of course. I’m praying for clear skies and a million twinkling stars. Or at least a good wifi signal to watch Netflix.)
Day 3: Relaxation (Maybe), Departure, and the Post-Rajwada Blues
- Morning (8:00 AM - 10:00 AM): Okay, we're aiming for a "relaxed" morning. The truth is, I’ll probably be in a panic from the moment I wake up, knowing that we need to be packed, checked out, and at the airport on time.
- 10:00 AM - 12:00 PM: Last-minute souvenir shopping (because you can't leave without something sparkly and utterly impractical).
- 12:00 PM: Farewell lunch at the Rajwada. A final moment of feasting before the reality of going home hits.
- 1:30 PM: The journey back to Mumbai. This time, I'll be clinging to the precious memories and frantically typing "how to cope with post-travel depression" into my phone.
- 4:00 PM (ish): Airport arrival, security lines, and the inevitable delayed flight. (It wouldn't be a real Indian experience without a little bit of chaos.)
- 6:00 PM: Take-off! I'll be saying a final, somewhat tearful, goodbye to India and wondering if I can somehow convince my boss that I need another "research trip" ASAP.
Important Notes (Because Let’s Be Real, This Is a Messy Plan):
- Flexibility is key: This is just a guideline. Stuff will go wrong. Things will change. Embrace the beautiful, chaotic mess.
- Pace yourself: Don't try to cram everything in. Take time to savor the moment. And maybe take a nap.
- Bargaining is your friend: Learn to haggle (politely!). It’s part of the experience.
- Embrace the spice: If you don't like spicy food, good luck. (Honestly, it’s all delicious).
- Pack for everything: From scorching heat to torrential downpours, India has it all. And mosquitoes. Lots of mosquitoes.
- Be prepared to fall in love: India has a way of getting under your skin. You may arrive as a tourist, but you might leave feeling like you've found a piece of yourself.
So there you have it: The slightly unhinged, utterly honest, and hopefully hilarious plan for our Royal Adventure in Murbad. Let the chaos begin!
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So, Murbad Majesty. What's the REALLY basic gist? Like, elevator pitch for the ADD crowd?
Alright, alright, settle down. Murbad Majesty? Think… escape the city, embrace history, and eat until you’re basically begging for mercy. It's a restored heritage property – a *real* old-school rajwada – turned into a sort of... well, a fancy-ish B&B, but with a WHOLE LOTTA personality. Expect to feel like you’ve time-traveled, got REALLY well-fed, and maybe, just maybe, accidentally made friends with a peacock.
Right, history. Are we talking stuffy museums or… what? Because I get bored easily.
Okay, listen. I'm like you. Museums? Blech. But this place? Different story. The history is *baked* in. You're literally sleeping in rooms that have seen generations. They don't just *tell* you about the past; you *feel* it. The walls whisper, the furniture creaks… it’s like being in a living, breathing history book. But a book that also serves amazing food. Which helps. A LOT. Especially when you’re hungover, and trust me, bring Advil.
Food. Let’s talk food. Because, priorities. Is it worth the stomach real estate?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? The food is… I'm not even exaggerating, it's a religious experience. Okay, maybe I *am* exaggerating. But only a little. They do these local Maharashtrian specialties that are just… mind-blowing. Like, the *bhakri*? Forget about it. Fluffy, perfect, dipped in some fiery *thecha*? You'll eat so much, you’ll waddle. And the *puran poli*… I swear I heard angels singing after the first bite. Seriously, clear your schedule and loosen your belt. You'll thank me later. And maybe the chef, too. Because I still dream about the mutton!
Accommodation. What's it *actually* like? Is it all dusty and cobwebby?
Okay, honesty time. Yes, it's old. But it's *beautifully* old. Think polished wood, antique furniture that probably cost more than my car, and… yes, maybe a *teeny* bit of dust in the hard-to-reach corners. But that's part of the charm, right? It's not sterile, and that's the magic. The rooms are spacious, the beds are comfy, and the bathrooms… well, they’re modern, which is a huge win after a day of exploring. I stayed in a room with a four-poster bed and felt utterly regal. Until I tripped over my own feet, of course. But hey, nobody's perfect... except maybe that room's decor. DAMN.
Activities! Is there anything to actually *do* there besides eat and sleep (and possibly trip)?
Alright, so, this is where things get interesting. They have some organized stuff, like guided tours (actually pretty informative, I must admit), walks around the property, and stuff. But honestly? The best activities are the ones you create. Wander around the grounds, get lost in the silence, and just… BE. Read a book in the garden (bring mosquito repellent!), chat with the local staff (they’re fantastic!), or just stare at the ridiculously beautiful architecture. Oh, and there's a pool. It's divine, especially after a long day of stuffing your face. BUT! The best thing? The peace. Absolute, blissful peace. My phone had *zero* signal in my room. It was horrifying at first. Then freeing.
The peacock issue! You mentioned a peacock… tell me everything!
Okay, the peacock. This is important. There are *peacocks* roaming free. I’m not kidding. They’re majestic, they’re loud, and they’re utterly, completely unpredictable. One second you’re admiring its feathers, the next it’s strutting RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR CAR while you're trying to leave. I spent a solid ten minutes trying to coax one away from the car with a biscuit. IT DIDN'T WORK. He just glared at me. But honestly? It was the BEST. THING. EVER. It was so hilariously random and so perfectly… *that* place. Expect to be woken up at the crack of dawn by their incessant squawking. Embrace it. Become one with the peacock. You'll have a story to tell for years.
What’s the vibe? Romantic getaway? Family fun? Solo retreat from reality?
All of the above! Honestly, it's whatever you *want* it to be. I saw couples canoodling, families running around, and solo travelers soaking up the silence. It's a very inclusive place, and it has a timeless quality about it. It can be romantic, but more in like a "shared wonder" kind of way. If you're after non-stop partying, this isn't your scene. But if you're looking to reconnect with yourself, your partner, or even just the universe (and stuff your face with amazing food in the process), then you're golden. I personally went to escape from life. I succeeded.
Are there any downsides? Anything I should know BEFORE I go?
Okay, let's be real. Perfection doesn't exist, even in paradise (and let's be honest this IS a bit of paradise). The Wi-Fi can be… spotty. Embrace the digital detox. You’ll need to be prepared for a bit of a drive (that Mumbai traffic, ugh!). Also, the mosquitoes. Bring repellent. TRUST ME ON THIS. And look, it's not the Ritz. It's rustic luxury. So expect some quirks. Embrace them! This place is worth all the tiny imperfections. Just… take the good with the slightly dusty. It’s part of the charm, right?
Okay, last question. Would you go back? Be honest.
ARE YOU KIDDING? In a heartbeat. I’m already planning my return. The food alone is enough to drag me back. But it's more than that. It's a feeling. A sense of peace. A chance to disconnect, recharge, and just… be. Plus, I NEED to see if I can befriend that peacock. Wish me luck.
