Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Castelar Novo Hotel, Varginha!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: Castelar Novo Hotel, Varginha! - A Hot Mess of a Review (But a Good One!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I'm about to spill the beans on the Castelar Novo Hotel in Varginha. Prepare for a review that's less "corporate brochure" and more "friend-telling-you-the-truth-over-a-shared-bottle-of-Caipirinha-and-a-bad-Netflix-rom-com." Let's do this!
First Impressions & Getting In (Accessibility & Convenience - Let’s Start Here!)
So, Varginha. Honestly, I wasn’t expecting much. The Castelar Novo Hotel, though? Whoa. From the moment I pulled up, I was impressed. Accessibility seems to be prioritized, which is fantastic (and a HUGE win for anyone with mobility issues). The hotel has a 24-hour front desk, a huge plus when you arrive bleary-eyed and jet-lagged. Elevators are a given, thankfully, because stairs after a long journey are the devil. There are also facilities for disabled guests (though I didn't personally need them, it's great that they're there). Airport transfers are available, which is a lifesaver, considering my legendary sense of direction is rivaled only by a goldfish. Valet parking is a nice touch, though I'm not exactly rolling in cash so the car park [free of charge] option made me breathe a sigh of relief. Score!
Rooms: My Little Sanctuary, Kind Of… (Available in All Rooms & Related Stuff)
Okay, let's talk room. I, as an introvert, need a space where I can hide. The Castelar Novo’s rooms, well, they delivered, usually. The air conditioning was a godsend, because Brazilian heat is not to be trifled with. There’s free Wi-Fi in every room, which is brilliant, a necessity for a workaholic like me. (Plus, gotta stream, right? The on-demand movies were a tempting distraction).
My room was…well, a room. It had air conditioning, blackout curtains (essential for battling jet lag), and a desk (laptop workspace!), because, alas, work follows. It also had a mini-bar – which was promptly raided for emergency chocolate. Free bottled water (yay!) because staying hydrated is the key to life, or at least, surviving travel. Other highlights? The bathrobes were fluffy (and I lived in them), the hair dryer worked (a small victory!), and there was even an ironing board (though I, in my exhausted state, avoided it). The bed, and this is a big one, was super comfy and came with an extra-long bed option, which is a MUST. Let me tell you, a good night’s sleep is worth its weight in gold. (Maybe they should weigh the beds…)
Room Service - A Godsend (and Occasional Disappointment)
The 24-hour room service? Pure genius. I'll be honest, after a long flight, the last thing I want to do is interact with humans. Being able to order up a late-night snack (or three) without leaving my room was a win. The food was…decent. Okay, some things were amazing (those fries!), and others were…well, let’s just say I'm not sure they understood the concept of “well-done” on my steak. (I might have sent it back. I’m not proud.) But the convenience? Unbeatable.
Eating & Drinking: A Culinary Journey (with Ups & Downs!)
The restaurants at the Castelar Novo are numerous. The breakfast buffet? Extensive. Loads of coffee/tea and juices, and a variety of Western and Asian options. The fresh fruit was, no lie, life-changing. The pastries? Dangerous. The buffet in restaurant was a bit of a free-for-all, but hey, that's a buffet, right? The restaurants offer both Western and Asian Cuisine.
There’s a coffee shop (hallelujah!), and a snack bar for those mid-afternoon cravings. The Poolside bar… that’s where things got interesting. I spent an afternoon there, sipping cocktails and watching the world go by. (The happy hour was a definite bonus). I even found the happy hour prices to be fair!
On the other hand, getting a vegetarian dish at the restaurant was a challenge, and the fact that the vegetarian restaurant part of the deal was just not there was disappointing. I did expect more options, but hey, no place is perfect.
Relaxation & Rejuvenation: Time to Unwind (Spa, Sauna, Pool, and More!)
Okay, this is where the Castelar Novo really shines. The pool with a view? Glorious. Perfect for a lazy afternoon, soaking up the sun, and pretending I'm a sophisticated traveler instead of a human who has trouble remembering where they put their passport. There’s also a sauna, a Spa, a steam room, and a gym/fitness center (which I briefly considered visiting before deciding to re-read my book in the comfort of my room). They even have massage options. I can't speak for the body wraps or body scrubs.
Cleanliness & Safety: The Brave New World (Covid-19 Safety Measures)
In these strange times, safety is paramount. The Castelar Novo takes this seriously. There were anti-viral cleaning products in use, daily disinfection in common areas, and the staff was definitely trained in safety protocol. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere (which, let's be honest, is reassuring). Food options, especially individually-wrapped food options were great. They offer room sanitization opt-out available. It really felt like they were doing their best to keep everyone safe.
Things to Do & Services: Beyond the Hotel Room
I didn’t get a chance to explore everything, but there's a gift/souvenir shop (perfect for last-minute presents, because, you know, I'm that person), laundry and dry cleaning service (also a lifesaver), and a currency exchange service. They have meeting/banquet facilities and seminars which I, sadly, did not get around to using. There is a shrine, because religion is important in this part of the world.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
I didn’t have kids with me, but the hotel does advertise babysitting service and kids facilities which is awesome for families.
Internet & Tech: Staying Connected
The Wi-Fi in all rooms? Amazing. I'm giving this a 10/10, because without internet, I'd be absolutely lost. There’s also Internet access – LAN, which I didn't actually use, but good to know it’s there. They also offered Wi-Fi for special events if anyone's planning a big do.
The Quirks, The Annoyances, The Honest Truth…
Okay, here’s the real lowdown. The Castelar Novo Hotel is not perfect. No place is!
- The Noise: While the soundproof rooms are a plus, the hotel is, understandably, a busy place. I did wake up on one occasion to the sound of a screaming toddler. Hey, it happens!
- The Décor: It's…classic. Think functional over flashy. Not exactly Instagrammable, but definitely comfortable.
- The Service: The staff is, for the most part, lovely. But there were moments when communication felt a bit…challenging. (My Portuguese skills are limited.)
My Verdict: Should You Book? (YES! With a Few Caveats)
Look, the Castelar Novo Hotel isn’t faultless. But it's a solid choice, especially if you prioritize comfort, convenience, and access to good food and relaxation. The amazing pool and the overall sense of calm are major selling points. If you're looking for a luxurious base for exploring Varginha and the surrounding area, or just want to hunker down and relax on your own, then absolutely, book this hotel.
Pro Tip: Bring earplugs, don't be afraid to order room service, and download Google Translate. You’ll have a fantastic time!
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into a Castelar Novo Hotel Varginha, Brazil adventure. And let me tell you, "adventure" might be a slight exaggeration. More like… a series of slightly-disorganized events punctuated by existential musings and a desperate search for decent coffee.
Here's the attempt at a schedule, knowing full well it'll be about as rigid as a wet noodle:
Day 1: Arrival & Varginha's Mystery (aka, Coffee! Please God, Coffee!)
Morning (ish): Fly into… wherever the heck you fly into to get to Varginha. Probably Confins International Airport (CNF) in Belo Horizonte, and then a bus. The idea is to get there by noon-ish. (Spoiler alert: I'm perpetually late. Blame the pre-flight anxiety poops. Or the Brazilian passport control. Take your pick).
- Immediate Reaction: Holy HELL, the bus is already two hours late! And no, there weren't any decent pre-flight bathroom breaks. I'm a disaster.
Afternoon: Arrive at Castelar Novo Hotel. Check-in. Pray the room isn't next to the elevator or, worse, the ice machine. (Pro-tip: pay extra for a room away from anything noisy. Trust me, I learned this the hard way in that hostel in Prague).
- Anecdote: Remember the time I booked a "deluxe ocean view" room in Bali? Turns out "ocean view" meant "a sliver of the ocean visible between two sewage pipes." This time, I'm playing it safe. Deluxe sewage-free, please.
- Quirky Observation: The lobby smells faintly of… something. Not bad, not good. Just… something. It's probably the residual scent of a thousand tourists, a dash of industrial cleaner, and a hint of "Brazilian Hospitality."
Afternoon Cont.: Get the lay of the land - the hotel's amenities, the vibe, maybe even snag a local map, I mean, you aren't going to roam around the city without some guidance, right? And where the hell is the cafe/bar?
Afternoon - Evening: The real quest begins: Coffee. Must. Find. Caffeine. This is not a drill. I'll stumble around the hotel like a zombie until someone tells me where the good stuff is. And by "good stuff" I mean anything that remotely resembles coffee. My blood sugar is probably plummeting by the minute.
- Opinionated Language: Okay, let's be honest, Brazilian coffee is either amazing or disappointingly bland. I'm praying for the former. I'm anticipating the latter. I'm preparing for the worst.
Evening: Once I’ve had coffee, the real exploration of Varginha begins!
Anecdote: I want to go to the UFO museum. My interest for aliens is huge. I am excited, I want to see them! But I am pretty sure I will just find a small place with some photos and low-quality documentaries. Let's hope I'm wrong, I'll be extremely happy to give up on my skepticism and become a believer!
Evening - Night: Dinner, hopefully at a restaurant outside the hotel, preferably with a menu that isn't entirely in Portuguese. (My Portuguese is… how do I put this kindly? Awful.) I'll attempt to order something, probably botch it, and end up with a plate of… well, who knows. It's all part of the adventure!
- Emotional Reaction: I'm simultaneously terrified and thrilled. The unknown is both exciting and utterly paralyzing. Did I pack enough deodorant? Probably not.
Day 2: UFOs, Markets & Maybe Some Samba (Or Just Pretending to Samba)
- Morning: Visit to the UFO Museum! This is the cornerstone of the trip. I mean, that's why I came to Varginha, right? To get my alien fix. I'll take any information, any theory, any… well, anything about the supposed Varginha UFO incident.
- Stream-of-Consciousness on UFOs: Okay, so the story goes. Did they abduct some kids? Or was it the army? Was it a hoax to sell souvenirs? Is it true? And, most importantly, do they need a travel companion? I'm up for being probed. (Probably. Depends on the type of probe. Too much information? Probably.)
- Messier Structure: Yeah, this is where the plan starts to unravel. I'll aim to wake up early, but more than likely, I'll be sleep-walking right up to lunch time.
- Afternoon: Explore a local market. Hopefully, it's not just for tourists. I want to find some real Brazilian products: some fresh juices, some pão de queijo (cheese bread, amazing), and maybe some totally useless souvenirs.
- Imperfection: I'll probably get ripped off. It's inevitable. I'm a terrible negotiator. But I'll pretend I got a good deal, because you know, fun.
- Late Afternoon/Evening: Try to experience a show!
- More stream-of-consciousness: The thing about the "real" Brazilian culture is that you can't always see the culture. You have to feel it. Maybe. Or, it's impossible to know, and I'm wrong.
- Evening: More food. More coffee. Stare longingly at the hotel bar and question my life choices.
- Night: Collapse. Exhausted but hopefully, slightly enriched by the experience.
Day 3: Departure (And the Search for More Coffee)
- Morning: One last desperate plea for caffeine. Pack. Check out of the hotel. Say goodbye to Varginha, or at least, to this chapter of my life.
- Internal Monologue: Was it amazing? Was it terrible? Did I learn anything? Did I make a fool of myself? (Probably.) But hey, I survived. And that's something, right?
- Afternoon: Head back to the airport, and then… well, that's another story for another day.
- Emotional Reaction: A strange mixture of relief and melancholy. Already missing the chaos and the (potentially) amazing coffee.
And there you have it. My utterly unreliable, wonderfully messy, and entirely honest itinerary for a trip to Castelar Novo Hotel in Varginha. May your travels be filled with laughter, good coffee, and the occasional alien encounter. And if they aren't, well, at least you'll have a good story to tell.
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