Rock Island Inn: Marshalltown's BEST Kept Secret (IA)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the supposed "BEST Kept Secret" that is the Rock Island Inn in Marshalltown, Iowa. Look, I'm a sucker for a good secret, even if it's just a slightly above-average hotel. Let's see if this place lives up to the hype.
First Impressions (And Why My Back Still Hurts a Little):
Right off the bat, "accessible" is a big word here. And they mean it! Accessibility is surprisingly legit. Lots of ramps, elevators… even the car park [on-site] seemed pretty navigable, which is a HUGE win for someone like me, who sometimes feels like a walrus trying to waddle through a parking lot. They’ve got the basics covered.
The Room Itself: My Temporary Fortress of Solitude
Okay, let's talk about the room. I opted for a non-smoking room (DUH, unless you enjoy smelling like an ashtray for the next week). It was… well, it was clean. And that's the MOST important thing, right? I’m not obsessed with Room decorations, but at least the walls weren’t covered in peeling wallpaper or, god forbid, a picture of a creepy clown. There were basics, like Air conditioning (praise be!), a Coffee/tea maker (a life-saver first thing in the morning), and Free bottled water (because hydration is key!). They also had Free Wi-Fi, which is a MUST for anyone living and working on the go, and Internet access – wireless if you prefer. But, to be honest, the Bed felt a little… worn. My back wasn’t thrilled. It wasn't the fluffy cloud experience I usually dream of, it was more of a decent bed. And let's be honest, I'm just being fussy.
Now, Linens were clean. Towels were… towels. I think I saw Bathrobes in the closet but my brain didn’t register it because I was ready to immediately flop. My room had a desk, extra long bed, and seating area was fine, perfect for sitting on the internet all night. The shower worked. My Bathroom was pretty straightforward. I had my basic needs met. Food, Glorious Food (Or, My Quest for a Decent Coffee)
Okay, let's talk about the most important thing: Food. The Rock Island Inn has a Restaurant and a Coffee shop, and maybe they have Breakfast in room service, but I didn’t feel inclined to look. I wanted to explore. However, I did see Buffet in restaurant for Breakfast [buffet], which didn’t look too bad. The Coffee/tea in restaurant situation was… passable. But I am spoiled with good coffee and, it didn’t quite scratch the itch. Desserts in restaurant didn’t strike my fancy, but I didn't get to explore it too hard. I found myself wandering off-property for my morning caffeine fix. So, maybe don’t expect gourmet dining, but there are some options (and it is very important to me). Snack bar and room service [24-hour] could be useful for emergencies (aka, late-night cravings).
The "Relaxation" Zone (And My Failed Attempt at Zen)
The website does advertise a Spa and Fitness center. Honestly, I didn't get a chance to experience the Body scrub, Body wrap, or anything else related to it, and that's my fault. I looked, I swear. And saw the Fitness center… It was ok.
A Sauna, a Steamroom, and a Swimming pool [outdoor] and a Pool with view were listed. All I can say is I am dying to go back and use the Swimming pool because I need to relax. The Spa/sauna is what I am most interested in. Perhaps the Massage might be a good pick me up if anyone is looking for a good time!
Cleanliness and Safety (Because, You Know, The World)
Alright, let's get real for a second. I needed to know this was safe. And they are very good with Anti-viral cleaning products and Daily disinfection in common areas. I loved Hand sanitizer! Rooms are Sanitized between stays and Staff trained in safety protocol. They even have Sterilizing equipment in use. I felt really good and safe. Hygiene certification is also great!
Getting Around (How I Made It Through Marshalltown):
They have a Car park [free of charge] and Taxi service. I didn’t need Airport transfer, but the option is available.
Services and Conveniences (The Stuff That Matters)
They have a Concierge. Currency exchange is available, along with Cash withdrawal. Daily housekeeping. Laundry service is also there. Elevator and facilities for disabled guests come in handy. It’s nice when hotels put the focus on the basics. There is also Luggage storage and Safety deposit boxes
Things to Do (Beyond Pretending You're a Tourist):
I didn't see a huge list, but, they have Meetings and Seminars and Meeting/banquet facilities and Indoor venue for special events. So, maybe if you're here for business, you're in luck.
For the Kids (Who I Don't Have, Thank God):
Babysitting service (good grief), Family/child friendly, and Kids meal are available.
The Bottom Line: Should You Stay Here?
Okay, here’s the honest truth: the Rock Island Inn isn't a luxury hotel. It’s not the fanciest place I've ever stayed. It’s a decent hotel. But its strengths are undeniable: the accessibility is top-notch, it's clean, and it tries hard to be helpful. They are also following safety protocols.
My Final Recommendation: A Quirky Offer for the Discerning Traveler
Tired of bland hotel experiences? Craving genuine comfort? Come to Marshalltown!
Here’s the deal: Book your stay at the Rock Island Inn right now, and you'll get:
- 10% off your room rate. (Because who doesn't love a deal?)
- A complimentary bottle of water (to quench that Iowa thirst).
- My personal guarantee that the staff will treat you better than my last ex. (Okay, maybe I can't technically guarantee that, but they are pretty nice.)
- A chance to discover a hidden gem in the heartland. (You might even see a cool thing or two.)
But wait, there's more!
For the truly adventurous, we'll throw in a free Iowa-themed postcard (to commemorate your journey).
But hey, don't expect perfection. Expect a place that's trying, a place that's clean, and a place that’s genuinely dedicated to making your stay a good one.
Click here to book your stay, before I steal your spot!
Rock Island Inn: Marshalltown's BEST Kept Secret (Maybe)!
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Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your pristine, polished travel brochure. This is a Rock Island Inn & Suites Marshalltown (IA) experience, unfiltered and… well, probably a little messy. Let’s see if I can even remember what I did, because honestly, after a few days of… travel… the details get kinda hazy.
Rock Island Ramble: A Marshalltown Muddle (and Maybe a Miracle?)
Day 1: Arrival & Existential Dread at the Continental Breakfast
- 1:00 PM: FINALLY arrived. Air conditioning blasting in the car was a godsend after the drive. Found the Rock Island Inn. It's… well, it's a motel. Perfectly functional. Did that make me excited? No. Am I always this critical? Yes.
- 1:30 PM: Check-in. The lady at the front desk seemed… tired. We're kindred spirits already. She clearly knows the secret to surviving the monotony of Iowa. Or maybe, like me, she just wanted a nap. Room key acquired.
- 2:00 PM: Room inspection. Clean enough, I guess. The TV is old but works, which is a win. First impression rating: meh.
- 2:30 PM: Nap. Needed it. The "journey" took a lot out of me.
- 5:00 PM: Forced myself out of bed. Gotta eat. Gotta… do something.
- 6:00 PM: Continental breakfast reconnaissance mission. Oh, the continental breakfast… My soul felt a little crushed. The bread looked like it had been sitting there since the Carter administration. The coffee was the color of weak tea and tasted vaguely of despair. But hey, free carbs, right? Scarfed down a sad bagel and a tiny, plastic-wrapped muffin. Decided my emotional well-being was worth more searching for proper food.
- 7:00 PM: Walked around town. It's… Marshalltown. Got lost. Found a little park, sat on a bench, and pondered the meaning of life, or at least the meaning of being in Marshalltown. Decided my answer involved pizza.
- 8:00 PM: Pizza acquisition. The pizza was… decent. Above the continental breakfast standard, at least.
- 9:00 PM: Back to the room. Watched some bad TV. Journaled a bit (see: above).
Day 2: Rollercoaster Ride of Excitement & the "Iowa Experience"
- 7:00 AM: Forced myself out of bed. Repeat continental breakfast performance (suffer through the bagel and coffee).
- 8:00 AM: Decided to go explore the Iowa Veterans Home (as suggested). This was… unexpected. There were so many smiles, and the veterans were engaging… very heartwarming. I spent way more time there than I planned.
- 11:00 AM: Drove around the Historic Downtown. The architecture was interesting. There was a cool mural, then I spent at least an hour in a local art gallery. Iowa is full of surprises!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at a diner. Greasy spoon heaven! The waitress called me "hon" and asked if I'd seen the local news. I told her no and asked what was up.
- 2:00 PM: Decided I was feeling adventurous (or possibly just delirious from the diner food). I went to the local drive-in and experienced a proper Iowa experience.
- 4:00 PM: Back at the Rock Island. Napped. Ate some chips. Watched TV.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner and a bad movie. (Sorry, can’t tell you which restaurant or bad movie. Don't want to be sued.)
- 9:00 PM: Thought about calling the hotel front desk to ask them about the hidden gems of Marshalltown. Realized I was tired and a little burnt out. Decided to pass.
Day 3: The Quest for the Perfect Souvenir (and Early Departure)
- 7:00 AM: One final continental breakfast. Honestly, it was getting worse.
- 8:00 AM: The quest for the perfect souvenir began. This resulted in finding the town's only gift shop. I bought a sticker.
- 9:00 AM: Tried to explore more of the town. But… it was time to move on.
- 10:00 AM: Checkout. The tired lady at the front desk seemed less tired. Maybe she got a decent nap.
- 10:30 AM: Headed out of town. Marshalltown in the rearview mirror. Did I have a life-changing experience? No. Did I have a… unique… experience? Yes. Would I go back? Maybe. If the continental breakfast situation improved. Until then, Godspeed, Iowa.
- 12:00 PM: Stopped at the gas station, got a soda, and began the long drive back home.
Overall Assessment:
The Rock Island Inn & Suites? Fine. Functional. Not exactly the Ritz, but it provided a roof and a place to sleep. Marshalltown? An experience. Quirky, real, and definitely an adventure. Might not have found myself, but I did find a sticker. And sometimes, that's enough, right?
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