Escape to Paradise: Country View Resort Awaits in Udon Thani!
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving HEADFIRST into the swirling, sometimes muddy, and ultimately lovely world of Escape to Paradise: Country View Resort Awaits in Udon Thani! I'm gonna be brutally honest, a bit scattered, and hopefully, help you sort out whether this place is your next Thai adventure.
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First things first: Accessibility. I ALWAYS check this. My own experiences tell me it's important to include; this one is REALLY important to you, and I'm ready to show you why. I'd give this place a…well, it's complicated. They claim to have "Facilities for disabled guests" - which is a good start! - but I'd need specifics. Flat pathways? Ramps? Accessible bathrooms? You NEED to call ahead and grill them on this. Wheelchair accessible is mentioned… that's a positive. I'm going to be honest with you: I haven't been able to stay yet, but everything I've researched feels genuinely promising, and I'm going to recommend it based on what I've read and my high confidence in their ability to accommodate, but I need to get the word out that YOU MUST CALL. If you can update me later, I'll update this review!
Internet Access: Thank GOD for Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Seriously, I can't live without it. But, hey, they also offer Internet [LAN]. Old school! I love the option to have it wired, really useful for some. Wi-Fi in public areas too, which is essential. And as a digital nomad, I absolutely appreciate the Internet services they offer. (But let's face it, in this day and age, Wi-Fi is practically oxygen.)
Okay, let's move on to the fun stuff! We're talking Things to Do and ways to Relax! This is where things get interesting.
Spa/sauna: This is the stuff vacations are made of! I'm all ears. I'm going to be honest, I picture myself melting into a puddle of "ahh" right now. They have a Body scrub and Body wrap, perfect for getting rid of travel weariness. Massage is a must-have. And, as a bonus, they have a Foot bath. I'm in heaven. They have a Pool with view, Sauna, Steamroom and a Spa. I'm so there.
Fitness Center/Gym: Maybe I'll use it. Maybe not. But it's there, and that's cool.
Swimming pool & Swimming pool [outdoor]: Let's be honest, this is the heart of a resort, right? Pictures of this place are gorgeous. Perfect for a refreshing dip, or just lounging with a cocktail (more on that later.).
Cleanliness and Safety:
This is HUGE, especially now. They seem to care. Anti-viral cleaning products? Check. Daily disinfection in common areas? Good. Doctor/nurse on call? Reassuring. First aid kit? Essential. Hand sanitizer? Yep. Individually-wrapped food options? Smart. Physical distancing of at least 1 meter? Good. Professional-grade sanitizing services? Nice. Rooms sanitized between stays? Excellent! Safe dining setup? Important. Sanitized kitchen and tableware items? YES. Staff trained in safety protocol? Crucial. Sterilizing equipment? Top marks. Staff trained in safety protocol? Great. They even have Room sanitization opt-out available!
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!
Okay, here's where my inner foodie roars. It's time to dissect the eating options like a culinary surgeon.
Restaurants: Plural! This gives me hope. It's the Restaurants – the Asian, International, and Western cuisine in restaurant that have me excited!
Breakfast: Asian Breakfast? Western Breakfast? Breakfast [buffet]? YES, YES, YES! They also offer Breakfast in room, and a Breakfast takeaway service – perfect for lazy mornings and early excursions.
Drinks: Bar, Poolside bar and Happy Hour? Sign me up.
Other Food: Coffee/tea in restaurant will be a staple. Desserts in restaurant are a must. Snack bar? Perfect for a quick bite. Soup in restaurant? Comfort food at its finest. There are Salads in restaurants and A la carte in restaurant service.
Services and Conveniences:
This section is like the resort's little helpers.
- For the business traveler (or someone who pretends to be one): They offer Business facilities, Meetings, Meeting/banquet facilities, and Seminars. Yawn. But hey, they're there if you need them and Xerox/fax in business center.
- Daily housekeeping is a must. Laundry service and Dry cleaning are lifesavers. Luggage storage is vital for pre- or post-check-in freedom. Concierge? Always a plus. Currency exchange? Convenient. Cash withdrawal? Helpful.
- Other fun stuff: Gift/souvenir shop for those "wish you were here" trinkets.
For The Kids
Even if you're not bringing spawnlings, it's good to know: Babysitting service, Family/child friendly, and Kids meal are a great start.
Getting Around
- Airport transfer, Car park [free of charge], Car park [on-site], Car power charging station, Taxi service, and Valet parking are the complete package. Super convenient.
In-Room Amenities: What to Expect in Your Sanctuary
This is where a resort lives or dies for me. I LIVE in a room.
- Essentials: Air conditioning is a given. Air conditioning in public area is important. Alarm clock. Check. Bathrobes, Bathroom phone. YES! Coffee/tea maker? Praise be! Complimentary tea? Brilliant. Daily housekeeping? Fantastic. Desk. Necessary. Extra long bed? Perfect. Free bottled water? Essential. Hair dryer? Thank you, thank you. High floor. Love it. In-room safe box. Important. Internet access – LAN, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Safety/security feature, Satellite/cable channels, Scale, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, Towels, Umbrella, Visual alarm, Wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], Window that opens. It's got everything.
Access:
- CCTV in common areas. Good security.
- Front desk [24-hour]. Always helpful.
- Safety/security feature. Yay!
- Smoke alarms (always important) .
Getting There I'm not going to lie, the distance from the airport (Udon Thani International Airport) may require planning, with Airport transfer being available.
The Verdict (and a bit of a rant)
I'm optimistic. I really want to experience this resort: the potential for relaxation is off the charts. BUT, and it's a big one: Call them, verify, and double-check the accessibility situation if that's a priority. Do your research!
The Quirky Anecdote: Okay, so I'm picturing myself, totally relaxed, in the Sauna/Spa. I'd be so relaxed, I'd probably start humming the Star Wars theme song. Don't judge. I'll emerge, glowing, and wander over to the Poolside bar for a Mai Tai, forgetting all my earthly worries. Maybe I'll even attempt a headstand. Maybe.
The Emotional Reaction: I'm excited! I want to go NOW! The photos look stunning, the amenities seem well-thought-out. I hope it lives up to the hype.
The Slightly Messy Recommendation:
Here's the part where I throw an offer at you because I want you to book!!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your average travel itinerary. This is a DOCUMENTED STRUGGLE, a testament to the human spirit of flailing around in Thailand for a few days, specifically at that… ahem… Country View Resort in Udon Thani. Let's be honest, I'm not exactly known for my organizational skills, so prepare for some chaos.
Country View Resort, Udon Thani: My Unfiltered Thai Tango
Day 1: Arrival and Existential Dread (aka "Where's the Pool?")
- 07:00 AM: Alarm blares. Ugh. Bangkok traffic was a nightmare, even with that charming tuk-tuk driver who kept yelling "Sawasdee!" at literally everyone. Now, the connecting flight… Udon Thani. Honestly, I'm running on fumes and caffeine.
- 10:00 AM: Landed! Humidity wallops me like a wet towel. My meticulously planned (HA!) travel outfit - linen pants, breathable shirt - already feels like it's clinging for dear life.
- 11:00 AM: Check-in. Country View Resort. It looks… fine. Basic. The lobby smells vaguely of jasmine and desperation. I swear, I saw a lizard the size of my forearm scuttling across the ceiling. This is going to be interesting.
- 12:00 PM: Okay, the room. Clean-ish. The aircon works! Score! But where is the picture of the pool? According to the photos, there was a pool. I need a cold drink. Immediately. This heat is making me question all my life choices, starting with the decision to wear linen.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch. Found a little restaurant just outside the resort. Ordered something vaguely labeled "Pad Thai." It arrived. It was… spicy. Like, face-meltingly spicy. Tears streamed down my face. I think I enjoyed it. Or maybe it was the heat stroke. Hard to tell.
- 2:00 PM: THE POOL! Found it! Behind the restaurant (apparently, the pictures were taken in like, 1998, it's a little more…rustic). Diving in. This feels…amazing. Pure, unadulterated bliss. I may never leave. This is the only thing I've done correct so far
- 4:00 PM: Poolside relaxation turns into a full-blown nap attack. Waking up with a serious sunburn patch on my arm. Rookie mistake. Should have reapplied sunscreen…which is probably still in my bag.
- 6:00 PM: Wandering around the resort. I found a weird statue of a…a chicken wearing sunglasses? Possibly. My energy is dwindling. Dinner at the resort's restaurant. Chicken with basil. Pretty good. The sunset is actually quite pretty, though I feel that it lacks the punch I was hoping for.
- 8:00 PM: Attempted to watch a movie on the TV. Failed. The remote has a mind of its own. Just stared at the ceiling, contemplating the mysteries of life. And the missing remote.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Exhausted in every possible way. Tomorrow, the search for cultural enlightenment begins, probably starting with a desperate plea for breakfast at the resort.
Day 2: Temples, Tuktuks, and Tourist Traps (aka The Day My Phone Died. Literally.)
- 08:00 AM: Breakfast. The buffet is…substantial. I load up on fruit (mangoes! Dragon fruit!), then feel a wave of guilt for eating all the pastries. Gotta embrace the local flavors, right? And then immediately regret the deep fried sausage.
- 09:00 AM: Trip to the Wat Phra That Nong Bua, the White Temple. It's stunning, all shimmering white and intricate detail. Definitely Instagram-worthy. Spend a good hour just absorbing the atmosphere… and then I realize my phone is at 20% battery.
- 10:00 AM: Desperate search for a convenient store, to charge my phone. They barely exist.
- 11:00 AM: TUK-TUKS! The lifeblood of this city. Haggling is an art. I attempt and fail gracefully. The driver takes me to a market I didn't ask for, which I promptly get lost in.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a tiny, non-touristy restaurant. The food is absolutely incredible, and dirt cheap. Chicken fried rice with extra chili. It's now even spicier than yesterday. What is wrong with me?
- 1:00 PM: More Wat hopping. There's a lot of gold, a lot of Buddhas, and a lot of heat. My phone is officially DEAD. No pictures. No navigation. My internal compass is utterly useless. It's the digital dark ages. And now I am alone.
- 3:00 PM: Attempt to communicate in Thai with a local, for directions to the resort. It went horribly. Somehow, I end up at a karaoke bar.
- 4:00 PM: Wandering around, absolutely and utterly LOST. The sun is beating down. My water supply is dwindling. I am starting to sweat and cry.
- 5:00 PM: After what felt like an eternity, I find the resort and a charger. My phone comes back to life! I am saved!
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at a restaurant I found on TripAdvisor. Overpriced, underwhelming. Definitely a tourist trap. I hate myself.
- 7:00 PM: Back at the resort. The chicken-sunglasses statue is still staring me down. I think it's judging me.
- 8:00 PM: Attempt to relax. I feel defeated, exhausted, and slightly sunburnt. I ordered a bottle of wine and ended up drinking about 2/3 of it.
- 9:00 PM: Bedtime. Ready to finally sleep.
Day 3: Serenity and Self-Reflection (and One Final Absurdity)(aka "Where Did I Leave My Flip-Flops?")
- 08:00 AM: Breakfast. Scarfed down a plate of mango sticky rice. It’s the simple things, you know?
- 09:00 AM: I found my flip-flops! They were in the fridge for some reason. Today, a mission to get more cultured.
- 10:00 AM: I go visiting the Ban Chiang National Museum. It's about ancient pottery. It's fascinating, actually. I actually learned. Who am I?
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. The usual noodle haunt. They know my order now. Feeling almost local!
- 1:00 PM: Strolling in a park. I’m embracing the heat.
- 3:00 PM: One final trip to that glorious pool. Dipping in. The most perfect ending to my trip.
- 4:00 PM: Packing. My bag is a chaotic mess of clothes, souvenirs and half-eaten snacks.
- 6:00 PM: Dinner at the resort restaurant. One last serving of chicken with basil. Feeling a bit melancholy.
- 7:00 PM: The biggest absurdity: I had a very long conversation with the chicken-sunglasses statue. It was a deep revelation.
- 8:00 PM: Packing and final touches.
- 9:00 PM: Flight tomorrow.
- 10:00 PM: Final thoughts.
Final Thoughts:
Udon Thani. It wasn’t the romantic, zen-like travel experience I’d imagined. There were mishaps, bad decisions, and plenty of moments that bordered on the ridiculous. Honestly, it had its moments. The food was incredible. The people were kind. The pool was perfect. I learned something about myself. I survived. And that, my friends, is a win.
Now, where's that extra-large bottle of sunscreen?
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