Loire Valley's Hidden Gem: Uncover Ancenis's Stunning Secrets!
Loire Valley's Hidden Gem: Uncover Ancenis’s Stunning Secrets! - My Chaotic Love Letter to a Hotel (and a French Town)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn’t your run-of-the-mill hotel review. We’re diving headfirst into Ancenis, a little-known gem in the Loire Valley, and, well, into the hotel that almost made me cry with happiness. (Don't judge, I'm a softie!)
First things first: Accessibility & Getting There. Ancenis is surprisingly easy to get to. Okay, I didn't personally experience the airport transfer (though they offer it!), I’m a car gal myself. But even with that, the Car park [free of charge] was a godsend. And the hotel itself felt pretty accessible. They have an Elevator (praise be!), and on-site, they have Facilities for disabled guests. But I wasn't there as a disabled guest, so I can't give a definitive thumbs up. I did see people clearly using and enjoying the facilities, which is always a good sign.
Staying Connected & Chillaxing – The Tech & the Treats!
Alright, let's talk about the essentials. We’re in the 21st century, people! Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! And it actually worked. (That's a win right there, folks). They also offer Internet [LAN], which I guess is for you old-schoolers. It's modern and great to have Internet services. And I saw a Wi-Fi in public areas which is a great touch.
Now, about the important stuff: ways to relax. THIS is where the hotel went from "nice" to "holy moly, just sign me up forever!"
- The Spa/Sauna: The spa. Ah, the spa. Okay, so the Sauna, the Steamroom, the Spa, all of it was divine. Forget all the stress you brought with you - Body scrub and Body wrap are available. Think: fluffy robes, dimly lit rooms, and the kind of silence that lets your brain finally breathe. The only "problem"? I spent so long in the sauna I almost missed my dinner reservation. Almost!
- Swimming Pool: The Pool with view was an absolute delight. I lounged by the pool, soaking up the atmosphere.
- Fitness Center: I'm one of those "I should probably go to the gym" people. And, you know what? The Gym/fitness center wasn’t half bad. They even had a Foot bath for post-workout bliss.
- Massage: I wish I had booked a massage, but my schedule was just way too crammed with other activities.
Cleanliness & Safety – Breathe Easy!
Let's be real, post-pandemic, safety is a thing. And this hotel? They get it. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Hand sanitizer everywhere… It was reassuring. They have Staff trained in safety protocol, and the whole vibe was, like, "We're taking this seriously." And for the germ-a-phobes or those with specific requests, they offer, Room sanitization opt-out available and Rooms sanitized between stays. They also have Hygiene certification, so I was able to keep breathing safely around the hotel.
Dining, Drinking & Snacking – Oh, the Food! (My Weakness)
Okay, foodie alert! Ancenis might be "off the beaten path," but the food scene? It's on point.
- Restaurants: The main Restaurant was a revelation. They offered a A la carte in restaurant and Buffet in restaurant. And they offer both Breakfast [buffet] and Breakfast service. I opted for the buffet, because let's be honest, I'm a pig for a good breakfast.
- Asian cuisine in restaurant: There was also an Asian restaurant in a different part of the hotel, which I wasn't able to visit.
- Snack bar: I was able to grab some snacks from the snack bar, and I enjoyed the quality.
- Happy hour?: I can't remember if there was a happy hour, but it would be a good option to have!
- Coffee/tea: I was surprised to find coffee and tea available in the restaurant!
- Room service [24-hour]: I was able to get room service 24 hours! Great!
- Vegetarian restaurant: They also offer vegetarian food for the vegetarians out there!
- Western breakfast: The eggs benedict was phenomenal… Honestly, I'm drooling just thinking about it.
- Poolside bar: Being able to drink at the poolside bar was heaven.
Services & Conveniences – They Thought of EVERYTHING!
This hotel isn't just a place to sleep; it's a destination. Seriously.
- Business facilities: They have facilities, for those who need it.
- Luggage storage: Helpful for my luggage, so that's great!
- Concierge: The Concierge was helpful and very sweet.
- Daily housekeeping: They came every day!
- Elevator: Great for those who have trouble with stairs.
- Gift/souvenir shop: I even bought a souvenir from there!
- Ironing service: Not that I needed it, but it's a nice option.
For the Kids – Family Friendly Fun!
While I didn't travel with kids, I noticed a definite family-friendly vibe. They have Babysitting service and Kids meal available.
Available in all rooms
I was able to enjoy the following: Additional toilet, Air conditioning, Alarm clock, Bathrobes, Bathroom phone, Bathtub, Blackout curtains, Carpeting, Closet, Coffee/tea maker, Complimentary tea, Daily housekeeping, Desk, Extra long bed, Free bottled water, Hair dryer, High floor, In-room safe box, In-room safe box, Internet access – wireless, Ironing facilities, Laptop workspace, Linens, Mini bar, Mirror, Non-smoking, On-demand movies, Private bathroom, Reading light, Refrigerator, Satellite/cable channels, Seating area, Separate shower/bathtub, Shower, Slippers, Smoke detector, Socket near the bed, Sofa, Soundproofing, Telephone, Toiletries, and Towels. I felt like I was living in a luxury residence!
The Little Things (Because They Matter!)
- Rooms Sanitized They kept the cleanliness up.
- Safe Dining Setup: The restaurant has a Safe dining setup, so the food is completely safe.
- Staff Trained in Safety Protocol: The staff knew how to act during the virus.
- Check-in/out [express]: This was a great option for me to not feel rushed.
- Smoke detector: Safety features, they got it!
- Soundproof rooms: The room was entirely soundproof, which was a breath of fresh air.
- Window that opens: I could open the window for some fresh air at night.
The Rooms – Cozy Chic
Let's talk about my room! It was… perfect. Seriously. Air conditioning (essential in the summer!), a ridiculously comfy bed, and a view that made me feel like I was in a movie. They have Non-smoking rooms, which I needed. Smoke alarms were available. The attention to detail was impressive – from the fluffy Bathrobes to the thoughtful placement of the Coffee/tea maker. I’m not even a big "room person," but I loved my room. The little touches, like the fresh flowers and the Free bottled water, and the reading light, really made it special. It's the best!
Getting Around – Easy Peasy
Finding the hotel was easy enough, but I used the Car park [on-site] and the Car park [free of charge]! They also offered Taxi service and Valet parking, which is great for some people.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Life Isn't Perfect)
Okay, so, a few things that weren't quite perfect:
- Honestly, I had to hunt a little for the Hair dryer. I'm sure it was there, I just couldn't find it. I should have asked!
- The Internet access – LAN was there if you needed it, but I didn't touch it.
- They didn't have pets allowed.
But honestly? These are tiny quibbles. They did not affect my experience.
My Verdict – GO. BOOK. NOW.
This hotel isn't just a place to stay; it's an experience. It's a chance to unwind, to indulge, and to discover a charming little corner of France. I'm already planning my return trip. Seriously, I haven't
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Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. We're going to Les Pénates de Loire, Ancenis, France. (Quick Google: looks like a charming B&B. Already worried about my French. Or lack thereof.) This is going to be less "Swiss watch" and more… well, me trying to find my way out of a hedge maze blindfolded.
Day 1: Arrival & Awkward Greetings
Morning (ish): Flight from… wherever I'm currently residing. (Let's pretend it's dreary London. Classic.) The usual airport circus - the panic about missing the gate, the existential dread of the airplane food, the kid kicking my seat for the entire flight. I’m pretty sure I saw the soul leave my body at some point.
Afternoon: Arrive in Nantes. Ah, France! Except, I bet the locals are going to find my accent the height of comedy… or, the height of what a fool sounds like. Taxi to Ancenis. Cross my fingers the driver speaks even a smidge of English. My first attempt at "Bonjour" will probably sound like a dying walrus.
Late Afternoon/Early Evening: Arrive at Les Pénates de Loire. Deep breath. The B&B. Google Images showed a lovely place and not the picture I did. Initial impression: Oh, this is nice. The smell of… something vaguely floral, maybe lavender? Maybe I’m allergic. Already plotting my escape route. Meet the owners (probably a charming French couple). Try to remember any French beyond “un baguette, s'il vous plaît”. Prepare for maximum awkwardness. Try to be polite. Fail. Repeatedly. Then, maybe, collapse in exhaustion. Pangs of hunger. Where and how am I supposed to get some food?
Evening: The food! The pressure! What do I do, I have no idea what to get or order. They may offer me dinner at the BnB, and I really should. Then again, I'm slightly afraid of a home-cooked French meal. My stomach can't handle all this excitement.
- Potential Hiccup: The bed turns out to be… not exactly what I expected. Too soft? Too hard? Full of lurking dust bunnies that trigger my allergies? Will probably have to spend the entire night shifting and repositioning to maintain a comfortable position. Might also be jetlagged and wake up every hour.
Day 2: The Castle, the River, and a Possible Disaster
Morning: Breakfast at the B&B. The coffee will be strong, I know it. Pray for decent croissants. Pray for the ability to understand what anyone is saying. Oh, gawd, I'm hungry. Then, off to the Château d'Ancenis. (Google Maps tells me it's close. Let's see if my sense of direction is any good in a foreign country.) Trying to sound smart about the architecture. "Ah, yes, the… thingamajig style… very… thingy."
Midday: Wandering around Ancenis. The river. (The Loire, right? The mighty Loire!) I can't even begin to imagine how many historical battles took place there. Maybe I can sneak in a boat ride. I might look like the fool I feel. Will try to avoid falling in. No. Seriously. Cannot swim.
Afternoon: The Wine. Oh, the Wine. Seriously. I need to find a wine tasting. Preferably, one with a patient host who can explain the difference between a Sauvignon Blanc and… well, anything else. My taste buds are about as refined as a rusty nail. Then I will buy a bottle and drink it. (In moderation, of course… probably not… I’m on vacation, let’s be honest)
Evening: Dinner at a local bistro. The adventure continues! Another attempt to pronounce things. Another attempt to not embarrass myself completely. I'm pretty sure I can hear the sound of the waiter's internal eye-roll already. Maybe I will be okay.
- Potential Disaster: I accidentally order something that is… indescribable. The food. My French is still non-existent, and the menu is in French. I pick a random dish. It's… gasp. It's… snails. Ew, I don't eat snails. I'll be silently judged by everyone around me. Oh, the shame.
Day 3: Doubling Down on the Experience & the Long Walk
Morning: More walking in Ancenis. This time, with a mission: find the best bakery. The quest for the perfect croissant. This is a matter of utmost importance. This is now my life's mission. The pain if they are disappointing will be extreme
Midday/Afternoon: The Market. If there's anything I like it's a market! A chaotic assault on the senses, the smell of cheeses and meats, the sight of fresh produce. The sounds of haggling (which I will, of course, fail at). I am going to be as big a tourist as humanly possible. I'll buy something… probably a souvenir I'll regret later, or that will break on the trip home.
Evening: Dinner at… hmm… let's just say… the best restaurant I can find. I'm going to need to research this. Going back to the B&B. The last night. I'll have a mental breakdown. Maybe start packing.
- The Rambling Section: This is the part of the trip where I start to feel… something. The initial anxiety of being in a new place fades. Small kindnesses from strangers. A laugh over an awkward conversation. The simple joy of a really good croissant. It's a reminder that life isn't always a perfectly curated Instagram feed. It's messy, imperfect, and sometimes, utterly ridiculous. And that's okay. It's even… good.
Day 4: Au Revoir (Maybe)
- Morning: One last, glorious breakfast at the B&B. Say goodbye to the owners. Try to express my gratitude in (hopefully) understandable French. Fail again.
- Midday: Taxi to Nantes airport.
- Afternoon: Flight home. Reflecting on the trip. The mistakes. The triumphs (even the small ones). The wine. The food. The ridiculousness. The pure, unadulterated… being there.
This is probably the best way to see Les Pénates de Loire. Maybe this is a total mess. But it's my mess. And who knows… I might even learn a thing or two. Or just eat a truly exceptional croissant. Either way, it's going to be an adventure. Wish me luck! (And maybe a phrase book.)
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