Boracay's Purrfect Paradise: Feliness Resort Awaits!
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the fluffy, sandy, and possibly slightly cat-hair-filled world of Boracay's Purrfect Paradise: Feliness Resort Awaits! This review? It's not gonna be a sterile travel brochure. Think more… a chat with a (slightly sunburned) friend who just got back and has opinions.
Let's get this straight: Boracay is breathtaking. The sand? Like powdered sugar. The water? A thousand shades of turquoise you won't believe. And, well… this Feliness Resort? It’s trying. It's definitely trying.
Accessibility: The Hurdles and the Hope
Okay, confession time: I wasn't exactly looking for wheelchair accessibility on this trip. But I DID poke around (because, you know, I’m a human with a conscience). The website says they have facilities for disabled guests. Which is great! That said, I didn’t see any ramps or elevators galore, which is a bit of a bummer. I'm guessing it's a mixed bag. Hopefully, they'll update everything to offer more practical solutions in the future.
On-site Accessible Restaurants/Lounges: A Maybe?
See above comment about accessibility. I did not dig around that much, but you get the general idea based on my previous comments.
Internet: The Lifeblood (and Sometimes the Headache)
Okay, the Wi-Fi. Free in all rooms! Hallelujah! Except… it was… spotty. Like, "I'm-trying-to-load-a-video-but-instead-getting-the-spinning-wheel-of-doom" spotty. My advice? Embrace the digital detox. Enjoy the dang beach. Internet [LAN] wasn't an option for me so I am not sure. Internet services, though? They should probably try harder on that front.
Things to Do, Ways to Relax: Beyond the Beach Bliss
Right, the core of it. The chill. They've got the usual suspects:
- Swimming Pool: Yep, there's a pool. It's pretty. The view from it? Okay, it's good. It's not mind-blowing.
- Spa: Okay, here’s where things got interesting. My masseuse? Bless her heart, she wasn't exactly a world-class expert, but she was earnest. And after a few days of relentless sun and sand, a massage is a godsend. My back still felt a little weird, but hey, I wasn’t complaining!
- Sauna/Steamroom: The sauna was… a bit warm? The steamroom was… steamy. But hey, at least they had them!
- Fitness Center: This was a sad little corner of the resort. I did not use it.
- Body scrub/Body wrap: Meh. I skipped those. Focused on the sun-kissed life.
Cleanliness and Safety: The New Normal (and Slightly Overwhelming)
Alright, let's be real. COVID changed EVERYTHING. And Feliness Resort? They definitely followed the rules. Like, every rule. So many hand sanitizers, so much daily disinfection. The staff were constantly spraying and wiping down. I'm fairly sure my room was more sanitized than an operating room. While it made me feel safe, it did kinda kill the vibe a little. (Though, I guess, safety over vibe, always, right?)
- Anti-viral cleaning products: Check.
- Hand sanitizer EVERYWHERE: Check.
- Daily disinfection in common areas: Check.
- Rooms sanitized between stays: Check.
- Staff trained in safety protocol: Absolutely.
- Physical distancing of at least 1 meter: They take this seriously.
- Sanitized kitchen and tableware items: Naturally.
- Individually-wrapped food options: Yep.
- Safe dining setup: Yes.
- Doctor/nurse on call: Always helpful.
- First aid kit: Hopefully, I won't have to.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Food, Glorious Food…with a Few Hiccups
Okay, the food. This is where the experiences varied, dramatically.
- Restaurants: There were a couple of restaurants. The Asian cuisine was decent. The Western cuisine, not so much.
- Breakfast [buffet]: The buffet! Okay, this was an adventure. Imagine a buffet, but with everything individually wrapped. It made things feel a little… sterile, actually. The Asian breakfast options were a highlight, though. The hotel served the best Chicken Adobo!
- Poolside bar: Yep. Useful.
- Happy hour: Win!
- Room service [24-hour]: Convenient.
- Coffee shop: Needed more caffeine. Needed MORE caffeine more than anything!
- Snack bar: Also, needed more options.
Services and Conveniences: The Little Things That Matter
- Air conditioning: Essential.
- Daily housekeeping: Spotless.
- Laundry service/ Dry cleaning: Thank goodness, Boracay sun does a number on clothes.
- Concierge: Nice and helpful.
- Luggage storage: Helpful.
- Gift/souvenir shop: Basic, but got the job done for last-minute gifts.
- Safety deposit boxes: Always a good thing.
- Car park [free of charge]: Always a good thing.
For the Kids: Family-Friendly?
The kids' facilities looked… minimal. I did see one little play area, but it wasn’t exactly a splash park. Family/child friendly, however, you can make it work.
Available in all rooms: The Basics
- Air conditioning, a blessing.
- Coffee/tea maker, good.
- Free bottled water, awesome.
- Hair dryer, necessary.
- In-room safe box, good.
- Private bathroom, obviously needed.
- Wi-Fi [free], though, as mentioned, can be spotty.
- Desk, ok.
The Big Question: Would I Go Back?
Hmm… It's tricky. The beach? Unforgettable. The staff? Lovely, despite a few minor inefficiencies. Boracay's Purrfect Paradise: Feliness Resort Awaits!? Okay, try to get your expectations managed. And, maybe (just maybe) lower them just a smidge.
The Offer (Because You Deserve a Deal!)
Okay, here’s the deal. If you're looking for an unforgettable Boracay experience, Boracay's Purrfect Paradise: Feliness Resort Awaits! offers a great experience. You can get the sun, the sand, the slightly flawed but ultimately charming resort. Book now and get a free upgrade to a room with a view and a complimentary welcome cocktail! (Because you'll definitely need it after the Wi-Fi struggles!). Don't miss out!
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're about to dive headfirst into my chaotic, sun-kissed, and probably slightly sunburned adventure in Feliness Resort, Boracay. Forget perfect Instagram reels, this is the real deal, the messy, glorious, "did I really eat that much?" kind of travel.
Day 1: Arrival – Beach Dreams and Sand-Induced Hysteria
- 8:00 AM (Manila to Caticlan – the Great Pre-Vacation Panic): Ugh, airports. I swear, every time I fly, I become a stress ball of epic proportions. Did I pack my passport? My sunscreen? (Spoiler alert: no. Found that gem, a week later, wedged between a pair of questionable socks). Okay, hyperventilating is not the answer. Deep breaths. Flight's on time. Thank God.
- 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (Caticlan to Boracay – the Ferry Fiasco and Trike Trials): Landed in tiny Caticlan airport. Cute! Then comes the ferry to Boracay. Okay, the boat wasn't sinking, always a plus. But the humidity? Dear Lord, it hits you like a warm, damp hug. Then the trike ride to Feliness. The driver took the "scenic" route, which involved dodging bewildered chickens and more potholes than actual road. But hey, the palm trees were swaying, so I survived.
- 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM (Feliness Check-In & Room Revelation - Or, My Beachy Bungalow of Wonder): Finally! Checked in. The resort? OMG. Think breezy, beachfront bliss with actual views. My room was a little bungalow, and the first thing I did was throw open the doors and screech with delight. Seriously. It's the kind of place you want to live in, just for a few days.
- 1:00 PM – 3:00 PM (Lunch & Beach Bumming 101): Hit the resort's restaurant. Sipped my first calamansi juice (heavenly!) and ate the biggest plate of grilled fish I've ever seen. Then, straight to the beach. The sand? Powdered sugar. The water? Crystal clear, turquoise perfection. I’m not even kidding, I spent a good hour just giggling as the waves tickled my toes. Pure, unadulterated, blissful joy.
- 3:00 PM – 5:00 PM (The Great Beach Sunscreen Fiasco): I thought I’d packed sunscreen. Turns out I brought a tiny sample-sized packet. The sun, of course, was not kind, and I didn't realize this until I looked like a cooked lobster. Ouch. Lesson learned: buy the big bottle. The burning sensation was followed by the frantic search for aloe vera (another thing I did NOT pack) and a few moments of self-pity.
- 5:00 PM – 7:00 PM (Sunset Cocktails & Soul Searching): Found a bar on the beach. One, fine two, and then three cocktails later, I was watching the sunset. Absolutely stunning. Boracay's sunsets are legendary, and they live up to the hype. It’s at that moment you think, "This is why I travel - to feel THIS." A wave of pure contentment washed over me.
- 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM (Dinner - More Fish, More Glee): Dinner on the beach. More grilled fish. More giggling. I met a group of fellow sunburned travelers and we shared stories and laughter. I felt like I'd known them my whole life.
- 9:00 PM Onward (Early Night - Exhaustion and the Lull of the Ocean): Exhausted, exhilarated, and slightly pink, I stumbled back to my bungalow. The sound of the waves was a lullaby. Fell asleep practically the second my head hit the pillow.
Day 2: Water Adventures & Unexpected Moments of Wonder
- 8:00 AM (Breakfast & Beach Walks - The Perfect Start): Started the day with a delicious breakfast at the resort. Eggs, fresh fruit, coffee. Then, a long walk along the beach. The air was so clean, the sea so blue!
- 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (Island Hopping - A Boat Ride and a Dream): Went on an island-hopping tour! The boat ride was exhilarating. We visited different islands, snorkeled in vibrant coral reefs (saw a sea turtle!), and swam in crystal-clear waters. The best part? The packed lunch, which included the most delicious barbecued chicken I've ever tasted. I'm not a "water person," but this was incredible.
- 12:00 PM – 2:00 PM (Back at the Resort - Nap Time): Oh, the sun. This time I am prepared! A nap was the best idea.
- 2:00 PM – 4:00 PM (D'Mall and Souvenir Hunt - The Art of Bargaining): After my nap, I went to D'Mall, the main shopping area. The place was packed! I bought a ton of souvenirs, and I think I'm getting better at bargaining.
- 4:00 PM – 6:00 PM (The Massage That Changed My Life - I'm Not Kidding): Okay, I’m going to be honest. I booked a massage at the resort spa, mostly to escape the scorching sun. What unfolded was the most incredible massage of my life. Seriously. The masseuse was a miracle worker, kneading away all the knots and tension. I swear, I floated out of that room.
- 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM (Sunset drinks and Beach Strolling): A repeat of yesterday. I can't get tired of this.
- 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM (Dinner: Seafood Bonanza with New Friends): Dinner on the beach with the people I met yesterday. We shared more stories, laughed until our faces hurt, and devoured a seafood feast.
- 9:00 PM Onward (Stargazing and Goodbyes): Fell asleep gazing at the stars. The sky was so clear, it felt like I could reach out and touch them.
Day 3: Adventure, Regret & the Sweetness of Departure
- 8:00 AM (Breakfast & Beach Bliss): Same drill. Loving this routine. Starting to feel at home.
- 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (Parasailing - High-Flying Fun and a Moment of Pure Fear): Okay, I did it! I tried parasailing. The view was incredible. But the moment the boat started pulling me up? Pure, unadulterated terror. My heart was pounding, my palms were sweating, and I almost had a panic attack. Then, I took a deep breath, looked at the stunning view, and realized it was worth it.
- 12:00 PM – 1:00 PM (Lunch and Post-Adventure Realization): Back on the beach, I had lunch, trying to calm down from the parasailing adventure.
- 1:00 PM – 4:00 PM (More Beach Bumming (and a little bit of Regret)): More time on the beach. The sunshine was perfect. I relaxed, read a book, and soaked up the last few hours of my beach bliss. I was so comfortable, I started thinking I could totally move here. Then I remembered the practicalities of life and felt a pang.
- 4:00 PM – 5:00 PM (Last Swim & Packing Woes): One last swim in the sea. The water was like a warm blanket. Then, the dreaded packing. I'm the WORST packer. I ended up throwing everything in my suitcase and hoping for the best.
- 6:00 PM – 7:00 PM (Farewell Dinner & Emotional Rollercoaster): Ate dinner at the resort. It was a bittersweet moment. Sad to be leaving this paradise, but also excited to go home.
- 7:00 PM – 9:00 PM (Goodbye Drinks & Reflections): One last drink at the bar. I watched the sunset, felt a mix of happiness and sadness.
- 9:00 PM Onward (Early to bed again - tomorrow is the day): Slept peacefully.
Day 4: Departure - The Bitter Sweet Goodbye
- 8:00 AM (Breakfast & Emotional Goodbye): Last breakfast. Said a tearful goodbye to the staff at the resort.
- 9:00 AM – 12:00 PM (Caticlan Departure - More Airport Shenanigans): Okay, the airport was a complete circus. But I made it!
- 12:00 PM – 2:00 PM (Manila - Arrival): Back to the grind. But my heart, my soul, and my memories are still on that beautiful island.
Final Thoughts:
Boracay? Absolutely incredible. Feliness Resort? A dream. Am I already planning my return? Absolutely YES. This trip wasn
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So, what exactly *is* this whole "FAQ" thing about? Is it like, about...stuff?
Ugh, good question! (No, seriously, it *is*). Honestly, I'm not entirely sure *what* this is supposed to be about. It's like, a collection of questions that *someone* might ask, and then... answers. By me! It's probably about...life? Experiences? Random thoughts? Let's just roll with it. I got a feeling this is heading for a train wreck of awesome, or maybe just a regular old train wreck. I’m cool with both, honestly.
Are you, like, *sure* you know what you're doing? Because this whole thing feels...unstructured.
Ha! Know what I'm doing? Honey, the last time I *knew* what I was doing, I probably spilled coffee on my cat (don't judge, he was asking for it). Point is, no, I have absolutely *no* clue. But hey, isn't that where the fun begins? Actually, now that I think about it, my cat *is* judging me. He's got this super judgemental stare...like, "Seriously? Again?" So, no structure. Got it. That's how we're rolling! It's like, free jazz. Free-form, chaotic, and hopefully, occasionally good.
Okay, fine. But what's the *point*? Like, what are you even *trying* to accomplish here?
The point?! Oh, you wound me! (Kidding… mostly.) The point, as far as *I* can tell, is to… *be*? Exist? See what happens when I just...word-vomit my thoughts onto the page. Maybe it'll be inspiring. Maybe it'll be hilarious. Maybe it'll be something you read while you're waiting for the bus. Frankly, I'm playing it by ear. The truth? I just want to keep myself occupied for a bit, and maybe, just maybe, accidentally stumble upon something interesting along the way. Plus, hey, who doesn't love a little bit of the chaotic beautiful mess of life, when done by someone else?!
So, specific questions. Let's say...what's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? (Ready for a sob story?)
Sob story time? Oh, you want drama? Fine. But fair warning, it's not going to be some epic, tragic event. My "worst" thing? Probably the time I accidentally wore mismatched socks to my high school graduation and *only* realized it when I was walking across the stage. The photo evidence still haunts me. I swear, the world just...shrank. My face, I'm sure, was the same color as those awful, lime green socks. And everyone, *everyone*, saw them. It was a sock-filled nightmare. I mean, I get it. It's not a life-altering event. But the sheer, unadulterated *mortification*? That one still stings, like...a little pebble in my shoe of memory. But hey, at least now there's a funny story?
What's something you're *really* proud of? (Gimme some optimism here!)
Okay, optimism! Love it. Hmm... what am I proud of? Well, it's not a grand accomplishment, but...I'm proud of my ability to keep going, even when things feel...pointless. You know? Like, when life throws you a curveball of mismatched socks on your graduation day or whatever else. I'm proud that I can still laugh, even when I feel like a complete and utter goofball. I’m proud of the little victories in the midst of some epic fails. And I'm proud of the fact that I'm *here*, attempting to answer these completely random questions. It takes a certain amount of... well, being weird, I guess. And I'm pretty good at that.
If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Don't play it safe.
Okay, superpower time! This is where things get *interesting*. I could go for the flying, the invisibility, the mind reading... but honestly? I'd want the ability to instantly perfectly bake bread. Like, the *perfect* loaf. Crusty, warm, with the most amazing aroma. Think about it! I could solve world hunger (kinda) with delicious carbs! I could win over anyone with the power of a perfect baguette. It would be glorious. It's kind of a selfish superpower when I put it like that, but I'm sticking to it. I just like bread. It's a simple craving. And maybe, just maybe, if I could have a superpower, I'd also have the perfect butter to go with said bread.
What's something you're *really* bad at? (Be honest.)
Oh, where do I even *begin*? I'm terrible at... lots of things. I'm bad at keeping plants alive (seriously, I've killed cacti). I'm truly awful at remembering names (it's a running joke in my family). But probably the *worst* thing I'm bad at? Staying focused. My mind is like a squirrel on a caffeine bender. I start thinking about one thing, and then...bam! Squirrel! Er, I mean completely different topic. I get distracted easily. It's probably why this whole "FAQ" thing is already veering off course. Oooh! Look! A shiny thing! (Just kidding... mostly.)
What's that one song, or piece of music, that always gets you?
Ah, the feels! You want to make me cry, don’t you? Hmmm… There’s a piano score by Nils Frahm that just...gets me every time. It's called "Says". It’s not even a super sad song, but it's... vulnerable. And beautiful. I first heard it when I was going through a really tough time, and it just... wrapped around me like a blanket. It's a reminder that even in the darkest moments, there’s still beauty in the world. And the ending… the ending *always* makes me tear up. Now, I'm not normally a "cry at musicTop Places To Stay
