Escape to Saputara's Paradise: Aakar Lords Inn Awaits!
Saputara Siren Song: A Real-World Review of Aakar Lords Inn (and My Brain's Honest Take)
Alright, buckle up buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into Saputara and specifically, the Aakar Lords Inn. This isn't your meticulously crafted travel brochure review, folks. This is the real deal, warts and all, from someone who's just survived (and hopefully thrived) in the glorious chaos of a weekend getaway.
First off: Getting There & Getting Around (and Did I Mention, the Drive?)
Okay, so Saputara itself is a bit… isolated. Think winding roads, stunning vistas, and if you're anything like me, a constant low hum of anxiety about the cliff edges. The car park is free at Aakar Lords Inn, which is a lifesaver, especially after that white-knuckle drive. They also thankfully have valet parking, which I highly recommend you take advantage of. My parallel parking skills? Let's just say they haven't improved since the 90s. They also have a car power charging station, which is great for the eco-conscious amongst us (not me, I'm too busy admiring the beauty of the drive). Unfortunately, I didn't see any airport transfer mentioned, so you'll have to fend for yourself on that front. Taxi services are available though, based on what I could make out!
Accessibility - A Mixed Bag, But Promising!
Right, let's get real about accessibility. The website claims to have facilities for disabled guests, an elevator, and notes facilities are available, but I couldn't personally vouch for the specifics of wheelchair friendliness, although the location's proximity to things makes you expect a decent experience. They should definitely improve their online information on this. CCTV in common areas and CCTV outside the property are a definite plus – safety first, people!
The Room: My Sanctuary (Mostly!)
My room? Ah, my little haven. It had air conditioning (essential!), free Wi-Fi (more on that later!), a comfy bed, reading light, and a separate shower/bathtub. The blackout curtains were amazing. I'm a light sleeper, so I appreciated them. There was also free bottled water, which is always a win. They provided slippers and bathrobes too! It had all the usual suspects – a safe box, hair dryer, toiletries, and a coffee/tea maker (hallelujah!). I appreciated the in-room safe for all my valuable (read: sunglasses and anxiety medication) belongings. The desk was good, but I hardly used it. My plan wasn’t “work”, it was “escape”. It had the basics, including the mandatory alarm clock, and most rooms are non-smoking. I noticed there was a window that opens and sockets near the bed, which is always nice.
I didn't notice any interconnecting rooms being available.
Wi-Fi: The Modern-Day Trial!
Okay, let's address the elephant in the room: Internet. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Hooray! …Except it’s more like a suggestion than a promise. Look, it worked, eventually. But be prepared for moments of buffering, dropped connections, and the general frustration of the digital age. Having an Internet [LAN] connection is listed as available (thank goodness), so if you're a serious worker, bring your cable. Wi-Fi in public areas wasn't exactly scorching fast either. The Internet services in general could use a reboot. But hey, you're in Saputara! Embrace the digital detox (even if it's forced).
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (Mostly!)
The food at Aakar Lords Inn was pretty decent! They have a restaurant that serves Asian cuisine, and Western cuisine. They also offer an A la carte in restaurant and buffet in restaurant! The breakfast [buffet] was a solid start to the day, with your usual Indian breakfast selection. I really enjoyed the coffee/tea in restaurant! There's a bar, which is perfect for a sundowner after a day of exploring. They also do room service [24-hour], which, after a long day of trekking, was absolute heaven. I could have used a snack bar and a poolside bar, but the restaurant works fine.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Spa Day! (Yes, Please!)
Okay, this is where Aakar Lords Inn shines. They have a swimming pool [outdoor], which is a must-do on a hot day. They also list a spa. I had a massage at the place, and it was pure bliss. They actually have a spa/sauna and a steamroom. It’s a proper unwinding zone. They also have a fitness center, which I, uh, admired from afar. The pool with view is beautiful.
Cleanliness & Safety: Feeling Safe & Sound
This is important: Aakar Lords Inn seem to take cleanliness seriously, especially with the whole pandemic situation. They use anti-viral cleaning products, offer hand sanitizer everywhere, and claim professional-grade sanitizing services. They have things like daily disinfection in common areas and rooms sanitized between stays. They also have smoke alarms, fire extinguishers, and security [24-hour]. It felt safe and well-maintained.
Other Services & Conveniences: The Perks!
They offer a bunch of other services, like laundry service, dry cleaning, and daily housekeeping. They have a concierge service, which I found super helpful for booking some local excursions. They do cashless payment service and invoice provided. There's a gift/souvenir shop (perfect for last-minute presents).
For the Kids: Family-Friendly!
They certainly have family/child friendly options! I noted that they have babysitting service and kids meal options!
My Anecdote – The Unexpected Massage
Okay, so picture this: I'd just finished a hike (okay, more like a particularly scenic stroll) and my muscles were screaming. I stumbled into the spa, half-expecting a basic massage. What I got was a deeply relaxing, hour-long session that erased all the stress of the week. The masseuse was amazing, and the whole experience was just… sigh. This is the place to melt into bliss.
The Quirks & Imperfections (Because Let's Be Real):
- The signage could be improved. I wandered around looking for the spa for a good five minutes.
- The Wi-Fi, as mentioned, is a bit hit-or-miss and it could be improved.
- They could offer more vegetarian options.
The Verdict: Book It (With a Few Caveats)
Aakar Lords Inn is a solid choice for a Saputara escape. It's got a great location, good facilities, and genuinely nice staff. Yes, there are a few minor hiccups, but nothing that ruins the experience. If you're looking for a comfortable and relaxing base to explore Saputara, this is a strong contender. Now, excuse me while I book my next massage… and maybe attempt to conquer that fitness center.
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Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this ain't your grandma's travel itinerary. This is a living, breathing disaster…I mean, experience, in Saputara. Specifically, at the Aakar Lords Inn. Let's see if we can survive…
The Saputara Survival Guide: Aakar Lords Inn Edition (with a side of existential dread)
Day 1: Arrival & The "Ambitious" Plan (aka, The One That Went Sideways Immediately)
- 6:00 AM: Alarm screams. I, a creature of habit (read: laziness), hit snooze approximately 7 times. Finally, the fear of missing out on the "perfect" sunrise over the hills, kicks in. My luggage is a chaotic symphony of optimism and "what-ifs."
- 7:00 AM: Travel from Mumbai by Taxi (Yes, I hired a cab. Who am I, royalty?). The drive? Let's just say the Mumbai traffic gods must've been having a bad day. We were stuck in traffic just outside of the city for nearly 3 hours, which was a fantastic start.
- 12:00 PM: Arrive at Aakar Lords Inn (finally!). First impression: it’s…clean. Like, suspiciously clean. Am I in the right place? Did I accidentally book a purgatory for overly-sanitized hotel rooms? Check-in felt like a security interrogation; like an "are you really sure you want to be here?" vibe.
- 1:00 PM: Lunch at the hotel restaurant. I ordered the "local specialty" (always a mistake when I'm feeling adventurous). It was, how do I put this delicately…a flavor explosion. One that predominantly exploded on my taste buds. I think I ended up eating more rice than anything else.
- 2:30 PM: The "Grand" Plan: Glimpses of Saputara Lake and Sunset Point. The guide books make it sound dreamy. The reality? Crowds. Children screaming. Selfie sticks the size of small trees. Sunset point was marginally better, but I'm getting impatient and craving a nap.
- 4:00 PM: Attempting to return to the hotel. The driver has decided that the scenic route is the most interesting. Oh dear.
Day 2: Embrace the Absurd & The Power of a Good Cup of Chai
- 8:00 AM: Wake up, miraculously survived the night. Sunrise? Didn't happen. Cloudy morning. I'm starting to suspect the weather gods are playing a cruel game.
- 9:00 AM: Breakfast. The buffet is a wild west of food. I'm pretty sure the "fruit salad" consisted of items that were on their last leg of freshness. I did manage to conquer the scrambled eggs. Small victories.
- 10:00 AM: Discovering the Artist Village. (or at least, attempting to). It's…small. Like, REALLY small. And a bit dusty. But the artwork? Surprisingly captivating. I bought a (questionable) painting of a tribal woman. No regrets. Maybe.
- 12:00 PM: Lunch. Found a cute little roadside stall that was selling something spicy, and even more colourful. They asked me if it was too spicy, but I scoffed. Let's just say, it brought a new meaning to the phrase, "tears of joy"…or maybe it was just the spice.
- 2:00 PM: Saputara Lake. I figured I’d get a boat ride. It was quite peaceful. I saw a couple of ducks, and a very enthusiastic pigeon, and was able to relax a bit.
- 4:00 PM: I'm not the greatest with heights, so I was a bit hesitant to even try the ropeway, but I did it. The views were phenomenal, and I learned a new appreciation of the heights.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner in the hotel. I'm not even going to describe it. Let´s just say that it's time for me to look for some home-cooked food, and the best place to find it here is in its Hotel Room.
Day 3: Farewell Saputara (and a Sudden Urge to Re-Evaluate My Life Choices)
- 9:00 AM: Final breakfast. Attempting for the last time to enjoy the fruit salad. I can see that the hotel is making some changes since I arrived here. Some of them are a little questionable.
- 10:00 AM: Check out of the hotel. Final scan of the room to make sure I haven't left anything behind.
- 11:00 AM: Begin the long, traffic-filled drive back to Mumbai. I'm already plotting my next escape. Maybe the Himalayas? Maybe a shack on the beach? Maybe just…my couch.
Reflections & Ramblings:
- Aakar Lords Inn: It's a perfectly adequate hotel. Not particularly memorable, but it did its job.
- Saputara: Beautiful scenery, frustrating crowds. Should I come back? Maybe.
- Me: Slightly more adventurous, slightly more patient (I think), and definitely in need of a long nap.
This trip wasn't perfect. It was messy, unpredictable, and at times, downright exhausting. But it was mine. And in its own chaotic way, it was fantastic.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to order a pizza and stare blankly at the wall. I need to process everything. Peace out!
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