Hershey Park's Sweetest Escape: Spark by Hilton Hershey Review!
Hershey's Sweetest Escape: Spark by Hilton Hershey - A Whirlwind Review (With Peanut Butter Swirls!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I just crawled out of Hershey, Pennsylvania, and the chocolate dreams are STILL swirling in my head. I’m talking about Spark by Hilton Hershey, and let me tell you, it's a mixed bag of fun, fudge, and… well, let’s just say it's not perfect. But that's part of the charm, right? So, grab your Comfy Chocolate-Covered Pretzel Rod (or whatever sugary weapon you have handy) and let’s dive in. This review is gonna be a wild ride, and I'm here to tell you everything. Accessibility & Safety: A Mostly Smooth Ride
First things first, the essential stuff. Accessibility. Let's be real, this is crucial, and Spark does a decent job. Wheelchair accessibility is definitely present – ramps, elevators, the whole shebang. Now, I'm not a wheelchair user, but I saw people navigating without issues, which is a HUGE plus. On-site accessible restaurants/lounges? Yep, they’ve got it. It's not always perfect (there’s always room for improvement, let's be real!), but they’re making an effort, and I appreciate that.
Speaking of safety, in today's world, that's high on the list. They hit that mark pretty well. CCTV in common areas and outside the property? Check. Security 24/7? Yep. Smoke alarms, fire extinguishers – all present and accounted for. They're clearly taking things seriously.
Cleanliness and Safety: The Germ-Fighters are ON IT!
I felt pretty safe, especially with all the COVID stuff going on. They were obsessed with cleanliness, which is, well, kinda necessary. Anti-viral cleaning products were definitely being used. Daily disinfection in common areas? You betcha. They even had hand sanitizer everywhere. Like, you couldn't swing a Hershey Kiss without hitting a dispenser. Kudos to them for that, honestly. They offered a room sanitization opt-out which I thought was a nice touch for those who prefer a less "sterile" environment. Sanitized kitchen and tableware were present, and the staff looked like they were trained in safety protocols. This really gave me peace of mind.
Internet & Tech: Gotta Stay Connected, Duh!
Alright, let's talk about staying connected to the real world (or, you know, posting those Insta pics of your roller coaster hair). Free Wi-Fi in all rooms? Absolutely. And it worked! I mean, not lightning fast, but it was stable enough to stream a movie and upload my essential Hershey Park vlog. They had Internet [LAN] for those who need a wired connection – fancy! – and plenty of Wi-Fi in public areas.
Rooms: Comfy, But Not Always Chocolate-Smelling
Let's talk digs. The rooms themselves were… nice. Clean. Functional. But not exactly luxurious. They have rooms that are non-smoking, which is great! and the Air conditioning worked like a charm. Blackout curtains were a lifesaver, protecting you from the early morning sun that can be so hard to wake up from. They had the usual amenities: Air conditioning, a decent desk, a refrigerator, coffee/tea maker (essential!), and a in-room safe box. Good for your valuables!
I will say that the soundproofing was pretty good – I didn't hear too much from the hallway or neighboring rooms, which is always a win. And the bed itself was comfy enough. I did the usual things, like setting an Alarm clock for when I planned to be up. (Important!) And there were bathrobes which felt heavenly after a long day of walking around the park. Free bottled water was a nice touch. They weren't going overboard on frills, but the basics were covered.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: Where the Fudge Hits the Fan (in a Good Way!)
Okay, this is where Spark shines, at least in the general vicinity! It helps that you are close to all the Hershey Park goodies! They had restaurants of various kinds, including a coffee shop where I basically lived. The poolside bar was a lifesaver after a scorching day. They offered a pretty good breakfast [buffet], with the usual suspects: eggs, bacon, pastries, you get the idea. They also had breakfast takeaway service which was super convenient for early park days. Now, the Asian cuisine in restaurant was a hidden gem, I was pleasantly surprised! They had a salad bar, soup and, of course, some amazing desserts in the restaurant. And don't forget the Happy hour! Gotta unwind with a cocktail after conquering The Comet!
But… (Dramatic Pause)
There was this one slight hiccup with room service. It was a looong wait for a late-night snack one night. I'm talking an hour plus. By the time my burger arrived, I was practically a zombie. But hey, everyone has a bad day, right? And the burger itself was decent, considering.
Things to Do / Ways to Relax: Fun & Fudge, Repeat!
This is where Hershey itself really shines, because the hotel is right there! (Well, almost. A short shuttle ride). But back at the hotel? They have a swimming pool [outdoor], which was perfect for cooling off. There's a gym/fitness center if you're feeling ambitious (I was not). And there’s a Spa too (yes, please!) that gives you the chance to relax. There were a lot of options to relax.
What REALLY matters is getting those park tickets and experiencing the roller coasters!
Services and Conveniences: Basically, They Got You
The hotel offered all the standard services and conveniences. Daily housekeeping was on point. The staff were incredibly helpful and friendly. They had concierge services, laundry service, and a gift/souvenir shop (because, duh, you need that Hershey's t-shirt!). Cash withdrawal was available, and they even had a convenience store for those emergency chocolate cravings. A nice touch!
For the Kids: Family Fun Central!
This place is definitely family/child friendly! My nieces and nephews had a blast. They have babysitting service, kids meal, and the whole vibe screams "kid-friendly."
Getting Around: Easy Breezy
Getting around was straightforward. They had car park [free of charge] (thank goodness!), and offered convenient airport transfer (if you're flying in). You could also get taxi service, but I didn't use it.
Overall Verdict: Sweet, with a Few Sprinkles
Look, Spark by Hilton Hershey isn't perfect. But for the price and the location, it’s a solid choice. It’s comfortable, convenient, and gets you close to the chocolatey action. The staff is friendly, the food is decent, and the cleanliness is top-notch. If you're looking for a hassle-free basecamp for your Hershey adventure, this is a good option.
My Recommendation: Book It! (But Maybe Bring Your Own Snacks)
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Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-ironed itinerary. We're going to Hershey, Pennsylvania, and trust me, the only thing smooth about this trip will be the chocolate. Let's do this, or at least, let's try to do this…
Hershey, PA: The "Chocolate-Coma-Waiting-To-Happen" Itinerary
Day 1: Arrival & The Spark of Optimism (and Parking Rage)
- 1:00 PM: Arrive at the Spark by Hilton Hershey. Okay, so far, so good. The pictures looked nice online, and hey, at least it's not a Motel 6, right? Crosses fingers, hoping the lobby smells of cleanliness and not desperation.
- 1:15 PM: The Parking Fiasco Begins. Seriously, hotel parking is a contact sport. Circle. Circle. Glance suspiciously at a minivan with an empty space. *Do they *need* that room?* Finally snag a spot that's probably technically illegal. Decide to embrace the chaos.
- 1:30 PM: Check-In. Pray the room isn't on the third floor with a view of the dumpster. Ask if they have a good pool (priorities). Get the key – not a key card, a real, physical key that actually works. Amazing.
- 2:00 PM: Room Reconnaissance & The Great Unpacking. Success! Room is reasonably clean, the bed actually looks comfortable. (Small victories, people, small victories). Immediately dump my suitcase on the bed. Unpack later, maybe. Admire view overlooking a busy road. Still, the view isn't too bad and the room is pretty sound proof from road noise.
- 2:30 PM: Snack Break! Important Step. Scavenge through my bag of emergency snacks. (Gummy bears, trail mix, and a slightly crushed bag of chips. Gotta have the salty and sweet balance, people.)
- 3:00 PM: Decision Time: Head to Hershey Gardens vs. The Chocolate World. After much debate (read: staring at a map and muttering), go for the Chocolate World. Priorities, remember?
- 3:30 PM -> 5:00 PM: Let the CHOCOLATE FLOW! Chocolate World is honestly overwhelming. The free chocolate sample is both the best and the worst thing that's ever happened to me (already ruined by the time I arrived). I queue for the "Hershey's Chocolate Tour" ride. Expectations? Managed. Reality? Slightly underwhelming, yet oddly charming. The chocolate river ride is pure, sugary madness. Feel a little queasy, but also… blissful. Buy way too much chocolate in the shop. Decide it's a "cultural experience" and totally justified.
- 5:15 PM -> 6:00 PM: Take a relaxing walk around the park to burn off a few calories.
- 7:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel restaurant, or maybe something different. Dinner somewhere is, a must. Get a burger.
- 8:00 PM: Dip in the Hotel Pool… finally.
- 9:00 PM: Collapse into bed. Probably with a chocolate bar or two. I feel exhausted, but in a good way.
Day 2: Chocolate Rollercoasters and Garden Gazing (Maybe)
- 8:00 AM: Wake up slightly sticky from the chocolate coma. Worth it. Coffee is essential. Find the hotel coffee machine and cross fingers for a caffeine kick.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast. Decide to go for the complimentary breakfast, and hope for the best.
- 9:30 AM: Hershey Park Time! I brace myself for crowds and sugar-fueled children and ride a bunch of coasters. It's a blur of screams and adrenaline. It's amazing. Get slightly motion sick, but push through. Live a little, people!
- 1:00 PM: Lunch in the park. (More sugary goodness, naturally.) Observe the chaos around me. Notice the parents wrangling their kids. Admire their strength.
- 2:00 PM: Back to the rollercoasters. This time, with a vengeance. Ride the Comet, the Great Bear, Fahrenheit (because, obviously). Consider the Hershey's Kissing Tower ride… decide I'm too old for things like that.
- 4:00 PM: Garden contemplation. Might actually do this. Head to Hershey Gardens, which looks pretty. (Maybe I can get away with pretending like I care about flowers for a bit). Find the butterfly atrium. Try to get a picture, mostly fail. Butterflies are tricky little buggers.
- 5:30 PM: More chocolate. Maybe a milkshake? Why not?
- 6:30 PM: Dinner somewhere new. Try something different. Maybe a "real" meal, with green things.
- 8:00 PM: Back to the hotel. Bedtime.
Day 3: Farewell, Hershey! (and a final chocolate run)
- 8:00 AM: Final, desperate sweep for forgotten belongings. Always happens.
- 8:30 AM: Breakfast, coffee, a final gaze at the "view".
- 9:30 AM: Decide to spend a final hour at Hershey's Chocolate World. Buy gifts for people who won't even eat them. It's the thought that counts, right?
- 10:30 AM: Last-minute chocolate purchase decision (a giant Hershey's Kiss, obviously).
- 11:00 AM: Check out. Hope I get out of the parking lot in less than an hour.
- 11:30 AM: Driving home. Reflect on the glorious, chocolate-filled weekend. Already planning the next trip…
This is just a rough outline, of course. Things will go wrong. I'll get lost. I'll probably eat too much chocolate. But that's the beauty of it, right? It's a trip, not a clinical trial. Embrace the mess, the surprises, and the inevitable sugar rush. Hershey, here I come!
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So, what *IS* this thing anyway? Like, REALLY?
Ugh, even *I* struggle with that sometimes. Okay, let's just say... it's a digital Swiss Army knife… or maybe a grumpy robot butler. Basically, it's supposed to answer questions. Supposed to, mind you. Sometimes it spits out brilliant stuff, other times it's like talking to a particularly dense brick. It works. Sometimes.
The point is, it's supposed to help. Help *you*. And if it doesn't? Well, that's just life, isn't it?
Can it actually, like, UNDERSTAND me?
Understand? Hmm. That's a loaded word, isn't it? "Understand" like "know what you're *really* feeling?" Nope. Not yet. It can process words. It can identify patterns. It can (hopefully) give you an answer that *feels* right. But empathy? A sense of humor? The crushing weight of existence? No. Not yet.
I've tried testing it. I once asked it to write me a poem about the existential dread that comes with doing laundry. It gave me a rhyming couplet about "clean clothes and a happy mood." Totally missed the point. I mean, seriously, the dryer hums a tune of desolation, doesn't it?
Okay, fine. But will it get my joke?
This is a gamble. A coin toss of epic proportions. It *can* handle puns. The algorithm, bless its digital heart, *loves* puns. But irony? Sarcasm? That's where things get dicey.
I once tried a real zinger on it. I asked, "What's the best thing about Switzerland?" Expecting the obvious. You know... chocolate, neutrality, the Alps. Instead, I got a response about "efficient trains" and "stable government." My inner comedian wept. Seriously.
What kind of questions *should* I ask? And more importantly, what should I *avoid*?
Good question. Ask it about history, math, science – it's a walking, talking encyclopedia (well, a *texting* encyclopedia). Ask it for summaries, comparisons, definitions. It's pretty good at that.
Avoid asking it to predict the future. Avoid anything too emotionally charged. Don't ask it to write a song for your grandma's birthday (trust me on this one). And PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy, don't ask it to create a new religion. I'm pretty sure that's how Skynet starts. Or at least, a really weird cult.
So, it's like... a fancy search engine?
Yeah, kinda. But with a slightly unsettling tendency to try and *finish* your sentences. That can be a good thing, if you're into the whole mind-meld thing. I'm not sure I am, though.
It's better. Imagine a search engine that *thinks* it knows you. It's like… living with a know-it-all roommate who *occasionally* gets something right. It's complicated. And exhausting.
What if it's WRONG? What if I get a BAD answer?
This is the crux of it all. This. Is. EVERYTHING. It happens. It hallucinates facts. It gets details wrong. Sometimes it just makes stuff up. IT'S NOT PERFECT! I've found myself staring at its assertions, utterly baffled. "Where did it *get* that from?" And I have no idea.
If it feels wrong, double-check. Look things up. Question everything. Treat it like a slightly unreliable friend. One who's *mostly* trying to help, but occasionally needs a serious fact-check. And if it's *really* wrong? Well, you've got a story to tell, haven't you? I once asked it for the capital of France and it said "London". LONDON! I thought the world was ending. Turned out, the algorithm was simply... having a bad day.
Can I *trust* it? Like, with my deepest secrets?
Absolutely not. NO. Even if it *could* understand your deepest secrets, that would be... creepy. And potentially, disastrous. Treat it as a tool. A powerful, fascinating, sometimes infuriating tool. But not a confidante. Not a friend. Certainly not a therapist. (Unless you enjoy therapy by AI... which sounds like an episode of Black Mirror, frankly.)
I once tried to see if it would judge me. I asked it to evaluate *my* life choices. (Don't judge me, it was research!) The response was a bland, algorithmic assessment of my productivity levels and social media engagement. It was both boring and somehow vaguely insulting. I felt empty, you could say.
Okay, so how do I *USE* it? Tell me the basics, because... I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed.
Alright, alright, settle down. It's pretty simple. Think of a question. Type it in. Hit "Enter." It tries to answer. That's it. It's not brain surgery, folks.
Honestly, the biggest hurdle is getting past the initial... awkwardness. It's like talking to a chatbot at the DMV - you know, the one that only knows pre-scripted answers, and everything takes forever. Except, this one has a *slightly* better vocabulary.
What about privacy? Is Big Brother, or at least some shady corporation, watching me?
Look, let's be real. In the digital age? Privacy is... a myth, mostly. There *are* companies behind the technology and they need data to function. I'm not supposed to make any guarantees, but yes, they're probably collecting some information about your queries. That's how it learns and improves.
But think about it like this: if you're reallyRooms And Vibes
